How do you want to die?

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 04-23-2007, 00:21

Originally Posted by K COSSACK

Noo! super hot-sex(y) (redundent but needed) model between the ages of 18-26 (all naked) !!!!!!!

I don't think there are that many male super models.

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 04-23-2007, 00:51

Originally Posted by Vladimir

Smothered by labia.

**Kuni** · 04-23-2007, 01:03

Originally Posted by Sasaki

I don't think there are that many male super models.

that's right, we are a rare breed.

for some reason, I missed the Famke Jansen thighs option. That would've been just as sweet as saying something witty, but a little less preferable than dying as an octogenarian casanova, though just as welcome.

**Mikeus Caesar** · 04-23-2007, 01:37

Ajaxfetish - when you're trying to quietly use the internet on a psp at 1 in the morning without your parents finding out, that is the last thing you need to read!

Haven't laughed so hard in ages!

**Boyar Son** · 04-23-2007, 01:49

Ok, female models (obviously)

**The Spartan (Returns)** · 04-23-2007, 02:50

just regular female models? sheesh where's your taste?

**LeftEyeNine** · 04-23-2007, 04:02

Why Do You Hate Boredom ?

**Boyar Son** · 04-25-2007, 01:04

Originally Posted by God's Grace

just regular female models? sheesh where's your taste?

GGGGGRRRRR!!!!

Teh hawt female models, unless you mean...

**Bijo** · 04-25-2007, 21:11

lol. Oh brother

**Shahed** · 04-30-2007, 15:06

Originally Posted by Snite

Call me crazy, but I swear I've actually seen a vision of my death:

I'm a POW in North Korea during a prison break. I'm by myself when I see the main body of escapists about to be intercepted by some guards and cut down in a hail of gunfire. I lay down suppressive fire on the guards which enables to main body to actually escape! Unfortuneatly, I'm the only person they have left to shoot at and I'm hit in myside and fall against something wooden at my back. As I'm laying there in anguish I feel the barrel of a pistol pushed against the back of my head.

There is the sound of the hammer being pulled back.

I think it will only come true so long as I maintain the Army as my career. As of right now I don't intend to get out.

All I want is
Peace, and One Love,
Snite

HOOAAH !!!

**HoreTore** · 04-30-2007, 16:42

Jumping out of a plane at 10.000 foot(or something) without a parachute.

Imagine the thrill!

**Vladimir** · 04-30-2007, 17:19

Originally Posted by HoreTore

Jumping out of a plane at 10.000 foot(or something) without a parachute.

Imagine the thrill!

Imagine accidentally surviving

**Sirex1** · 05-04-2007, 08:06

Breast smotherd.

**RobN** · 05-04-2007, 10:45

Snake bite at age 95.

**The Stranger** · 05-04-2007, 13:10

only if it were beirut axes

**Samurai Waki** · 05-05-2007, 08:23

Having a Stinger Missile 'Accidentally' hitting the plane I'm in, crashing to the ground in a swirl of Broken Metal, and the screams of death and agony. Getting out of the plane, to the amazement that I'm only one who survived. Unfortunately, I've been shot down over Tehran... taken prisoner for 15 months, and released in a Prisoner Swap deal. Board a boat this time... making it home in one piece, take a Taxi to my house, where I'm about to greet my wife with open arms. She waving at me, as I cross the street... no wait... she's not waving... she's yelling at me to look out... I turn my head, and get hit by a bus... Full of Family Members and Friends coming over to see me.