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  1. 04-23-2007, 00:48 #1
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    Default Re: Don't mess with Miss America

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    Lars makes a good point about cars.
    I have been in favour of re-testing older drivers ever since, whilst I was on a trip with my grandfather, he missed an exit on a motorway roundabout and decided, rather than going around again, to halt the car and reverse, with cars flying past us at ninety miles an hour.

    It was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I honestly thought I was going to die.
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    Almost as good as the granny shooting the criminal in her closet. What a priceless 911 call!

    Cars vs. Guns. Hmmm...


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