Bad Movies

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 04-22-2007, 15:59

-Every Steven Seagal movie

Under Siege is a great action film.

**JimBob** · 04-22-2007, 16:35

Kommodo vs Cobra
On a secret military island in the S Pacific secret experiments push the boundaries of modern science. A group of animal activists infiltrates the island to set the animals being tested free. They arrive only to find everything has gone horribly wrong and a giant kommodo and a giant cobra are destroying the island.

Among the funniest movies I've seen in a while. The dialogue sucks and 'US Navy Command' looks like it was filmed in the lobby of a motel. And the end when it comes you'll laugh for a week.

Blood Gnome
Evil gnomes run around killing people in the bondage community.

Its messed up. My friends and I got it because we thought it would be funny bad. But after we realized half the movie is bondage porn (

) we turned it off. Only to try again, fast forwarding through the extended porn scenes. The movie part of it is funny bad with great bad lines and poor quality gnome puppets, but be warned this movie is not for the faint of heart (unless you're into that kinda thing?

)

Revenge of Drunken Master
It's a kung fu movie with cymbals of death. The end.

**Gregoshi** · 04-22-2007, 17:39

On my list, by far the worst movie I've ever seen was Comin' At Ya!. No plot, almost no dialog, just a lame excuse to show off 3D effects. The worst example of 3D effects is that of a baby's bottom "comin' at ya!"

'Nuff said.

**Bijo** · 04-22-2007, 22:24

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

Under Siege is a great action film.

No! I mean, come on! Steven SEAGAL. Always the same voice, the same face, the same... everything! Then again I haven't seen Under Siege in a long time. Might have to watch it again to be sure if it's worse or better than his usual ones, though they're always bad in general. Guess I'll have to wait until it's on TV: I'm not spending any money on renting THAT

And edyzmedieval, just the thought of it makes me pu-- ARGH.

@Fenring
Castration? Hmmm. I think that'd be too painful. A quick bullet followed by a quick death would be for the best. For everybody

**Philippus Flavius Homovallumus** · 04-22-2007, 22:50

300

**Ronin** · 04-22-2007, 22:50

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

Under Siege is a great action film.

damn straight!

the cake scene alone is enough to justify that movie

as for movies that should never had existed...I say:

-anything from Uwe "toilet" Boll
-"lost in translation"....man...that´s 2 hours of my life that are never coming back

**Geoffrey S** · 04-22-2007, 23:07

Lost in Translation?

That's one of the most touching films I've ever seen!

Saw Paycheck recently, it's atrocious. Also, SS Doomtrooper.

**Ronin** · 04-22-2007, 23:22

Originally Posted by Geoffrey S

Lost in Translation?

That's one of the most touching films I've ever seen!

yeah it´s touching....I think it touched my boredom center...

it´s just the second movie i´ve considered walking out of the cinema on....the only reason I didn´t was that I wasn´t alone and the other people wanted to stay to the end...

p.s.- ohh and in case anyone was wondering the other movie (that I did walk out off) was "The HulK"

**Marshal Murat** · 04-22-2007, 23:42

The Hulk was one of the WORST movies I ever saw. It dragged on, and on, and on, and on, and, well, you can guess the rest.

Eragon was the stupidest movie, hands down. Don't ever watch it. Ever.

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 04-22-2007, 23:45

I would have walked out of The Hulk if it didn't have Jennifer Connelly.

I must admit, I enjoyed Lost in Translation. Perhaps I'm just a cissy. Or perhaps I'd just like to bang Scarlet Johansson.(Sp? Who cares anyway)

**The Spartan (Returns)** · 04-22-2007, 23:50

to add to Marvel movies: Spiderman/2.

**Beirut** · 04-23-2007, 02:35

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

I must admit, I enjoyed Lost in Translation. Perhaps I'm just a cissy. Or perhaps I'd just like to bang Scarlet Johansson.(Sp? Who cares anyway)

No, you spelled bang properly.

**Incongruous** · 04-22-2007, 23:43

Whale Rider, I mean, I came out of that and, WTF!
Terrible movie.
Munich was pretty average, I mean what with all the hype.
King Arthur and Troy, both travesties which couldn't make up for all the dodgy acting and plot lines with decent action, I mean in Troy there were only a few strange battle scenes.

2001 a space (load of crap) OD. I can't believe people call this a classic, ugh..

Saving Private Ryan, a bot too over the top, but yeah, I can see how people love it.