Bad Movies

[Crazed Rabbit]

Titus was good, if disturbing. I don't think they were going for realism, what with the motorcycles and the shotguns.

Another MST3K movie: werewolf (or something). Boring movie, and horrible filming. Showing the werewolf attacking somebody consisted of showing a snarling close-up of the mask they made, so that you could only see the head, then of the person being attacked, from the perspective of the werewolf, so you couldn't see the werewolf at all besides it's mask.
So;
-Werewolf head shot
-Man covering head with arms to shield himself
-Head shot again
-Man covering himself again, as though he put his arms down to look at the werewolf
-Head shot again
-Man covering head with arms again, now slightly bloody. He makes no effort to run or fight back.
-Head shot of werewolf again
-Man covering head with arms again, now more bloody
-Head shot
-Bloody man once again raising arms to defend himself. Oddly, most of the blood is on his face, not his arms. Maybe really slow reaction time.
Etc.

Gah.

CR

[Beren Son Of Barahi]

Bloodsport was okay as a martial arts film....maybe b grade but not the worst ever surely....

The Postman um i fell to sleep in this, woke up and still the plot had no advanced at all. and the ending surely 3 hours of build up can not end with a nod and a wink.

[seireikhaan]

CR, that sounds like a sci-fi network film. Or at least that's how it sounds to me. They had one in paricular that was really bad. It was some movie where some mad scientist resurrects dinosaurs, including a couple of raptors and a T-rex(of course, gotta have a T-rex). Well, we never actually saw a rapter, rather we saw the shadows of what looked like a cardboard cutout that was placed on a skateboard to move. And whenever someone got attacked, they would somehow always disappear behind a crate or something, and then we would hear his (terribly done)cries of anguish.

[ShadeHonestus]

The very worst movies of all time eyemo...

Night Patrol (1984)
1:25

Pootie Tang (2001)
1:10

Warning, if you choose to view these realize that you will never get that 2hrs and 35 mins of your life back.