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Pfff, Jack Black. Come on(!): he's not funny. Any movie with him suffers from-- well, you name it :P
You know what's a bad film? That 80s one -- I assume 80s; I haven't seen it in a long time, though -- with these two guys / highschool kids or something, who "magically invent" a woman that does anything they want. What was the title again...? Something with Science?
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Weird science
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Weird Science is awsome! For shame!Originally Posted by Fragony
SS Doomtrooper is probably the worst film ever. The best thing is they actually discuss the plot holes in the movie-
Bad Actor 1: If the Germans are building new secret weapons in an abandoned castle why dont we just bomb it?
Bad Actor 2: We would but the Germans just happen to have a perfect radar system that makes AA fire super accurate...
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and the monster is created by............. Atomic Radiation!SS Doomtrooper is probably the worst film ever. The best thing is they actually discuss the plot holes in the movie-
Bad Actor 1: If the Germans are building new secret weapons in an abandoned castle why dont we just bomb it?
Bad Actor 2: We would but the Germans just happen to have a perfect radar system that makes AA fire super accurate...
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Oh, how could I have forgotten. Sleepaway Camp. Lovely little story about a young lass and her first trip to camp who discovers some plumbing problems during her visit.
The studio should be paying me royalties everytime I have the misfortune to have it run through my memory.
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Anyone mentioned Kung Pow?
My friend brought it over to my place a few weeks ago, and it was cheesy (or meaty) but there was some pretty funny bits.
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Actually, I loved Kung Pow! It was a very inteligent and deep movie. I recommend it to everybody I meet.
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