Bad Movies

[Dutch_guy]

Im surprised thatnoone has mentioned Robo Vampire

this funny atricle tells the story of the movie
http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/...bovampire.html

That article was a blast, the corresponding footage is even better:


But RoboTom isn't scott free just yet. Five vampires appear, and start flipping around and holding his ankles, causing the robot to lose his gun. What they didn't take into account is that the robot is a Jedi, and is able to pick his gun up using only his mind. There is more shooting and hopping than I care to describe,

and it all is ended when one of the henchmen in hiding shoot Tom with a bazooka, revealing that Tom is pretty much just a gasoline-soaked mannequin wrapped in tin foil. Luckily for Tom, they still have the plus-minus machine back in the barracks.

[Gregoshi]

All Hail Robo Vampire! Classic! I have to see this movie. My life has always seemed incomplete, and now I know why - I haven't seen Robo Vampire. When those vampires started hopping in the first clip, I was hooked. It lacks just about everything a merely bad movie should have. Thank you for mentioning this stinker, ShadesPanther.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Oh, another one. Flash Gordon. My goodness, I don't think anyone could have made a worse movie if they tried. I mean, the whole movie is totally ridiculous, the plot, the characters, and, most of all, the special effects. I mean, I realize its not that recent, but even for when it came out, the effects are totally abysmal.

I fear you might have watched Flash Gordon in the wrong spirit...

[ShadesPanther]

SS Doomtrooper is probably the worst film ever. The best thing is they actually discuss the plot holes in the movie-

Bad Actor 1: If the Germans are building new secret weapons in an abandoned castle why dont we just bomb it?

Bad Actor 2: We would but the Germans just happen to have a perfect radar system that makes AA fire super accurate...

and the monster is created by............. Atomic Radiation!

[Don Corleone]

Oh, how could I have forgotten. Sleepaway Camp. Lovely little story about a young lass and her first trip to camp who discovers some plumbing problems during her visit.

The studio should be paying me royalties everytime I have the misfortune to have it run through my memory.

[Warluster]

Anyone mentioned Kung Pow?

My friend brought it over to my place a few weeks ago, and it was cheesy (or meaty) but there was some pretty funny bits.

[mightilyoats]

Actually, I loved Kung Pow! It was a very inteligent and deep movie. I recommend it to everybody I meet.

[Abokasee]

I Don't wacth films, I play on the PC and Wacth internet Animation and YouTube (Search for Thomous the tank engine vs 50 Cent )

[Lemur]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Trog, which features Joan Crawford and a man in a cheap ape mask. I have video to prove it.

"This is blue ... blue ... blue ..."

"Trog!!!"

It also features a long, long speech by Ms. Crawford about Darwin's theory. If that isn't weird enough for you, nothing is.

[Shaka_Khan]

I don't like horror films unless it's science fiction. They're not written badly, but I don't like to see people suffering. At least in movies like Aliens, the characters have a chance to defend themselves.

[Fragony]

I don't like horror films unless it's science fiction. They're not written badly, but I don't like to see people suffering. At least in movies like Aliens, the characters have a chance to defend themselves.

Can't stand sadism for the sake of sadism. Movies like Hostel, nono. Sick bah. Don't mind violence but it has to serve a purpose.

[doc_bean]

Can't stand sadism for the sake of sadism. Movies like Hostel, nono. Sick bah. Don't mind violence but it has to serve a purpose.

Hostel wasn't too bad. For true sadism you have to look to the oriental cinema. Ichi the Killer or Ebola Syndrome, now those are cruel movies...

[Somebody Else]

The film I most recently saw that had me really rather annoyed was Babel, which seemed to rely on just about every character being a complete moron in a rather coincidental fashion. One 'tragic' incident should be enough to base a film on. Stringing a dozen of them together in a single film is not only highly unlikely, but also shows a weakness in plot.

Having my sister next to me defending the film's inadequacies infuriated me further. I have absolutely no time for morons and those that defend them.

[sapi]

That article was a blast, the corresponding footage is even better:


But RoboTom isn't scott free just yet. Five vampires appear, and start flipping around and holding his ankles, causing the robot to lose his gun. What they didn't take into account is that the robot is a Jedi, and is able to pick his gun up using only his mind. There is more shooting and hopping than I care to describe,

and it all is ended when one of the henchmen in hiding shoot Tom with a bazooka, revealing that Tom is pretty much just a gasoline-soaked mannequin wrapped in tin foil. Luckily for Tom, they still have the plus-minus machine back in the barracks.

I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will never read that again in any other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone.

Best. Movie. Ever.

[JimBob]

I give you Bubba Ho-Tep

Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by cult author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the "true" story of what really did become of Elvis Presley. We find Elvis (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his "death", then missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy, and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-term care facility as his happy hunting grounds.

I literally fell down when my friend pulled this off the shelf at the video store. I go to watch it now. I'll report back.

[Lemur]

I give you Bubba Ho-Tep

You blaspheme -- Bubba Ho-tep rocks. It's a great example of oddball writing, low budget, great acting, and sheer creativity. A black, aging JFK complaining about how part of his brain has been replaced with a bag of sand -- what's not to like?

[ShadesPanther]

You blaspheme -- Bubba Ho-tep rocks. It's a great example of oddball writing, low budget, great acting, and sheer creativity. A black, aging JFK complaining about how part of his brain has been replaced with a bag of sand -- what's not to like?

and it's got the legend that is Bruce Campbell. Nuff said.