Identity theft for sex

[yesdachi]

Well friends, it has been a while but I couldn’t resist sharing this story I found today. I think if all the identity theft cases were in an effort to have sex and not to screw someone the world would be a better place

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Woman Sneaks Into Prison for Sex
By Associated Press
BALTIMORE - A woman pleaded guilty to using a false ID badge to enter a corrections facility while posing as an attorney so she could have sex with an inmate, state prosecutors said.

Tiffany Weaver, 29, entered the plea Wednesday. She was charged with identity theft and use of false government identification after entering the Maryland Reception Diagnostic and Classification Center in November to meet with inmate Jason Moody. Moody is serving a 30-year sentence for manslaughter.

Weaver arrived at the center with a Maryland State Bar Association Security Identification Pass with a photo and a business card with attorney Amanda Sprehn's name.

She asked for admittance to meet with Moody and showed the fraudulent badge. Corrections officials responsible for monitoring inmate meetings with attorneys witnessed the two having sex once they were alone. The corrections officers ended the meeting.

The real Amanda Sprehn, an Annapolis attorney, told The Baltimore Examiner she was on leave when her firm received a letter banning her from the jail.
"I was out on maternity leave," she said. "They informed me they received a letter saying I had been caught having sex with an inmate _ which was a real laugh."

Weaver's sentencing is scheduled for June 7.

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[Vladimir]

Baltimore.

[Martok]

Hee! Thanks for the laugh, yesdachi.

[TevashSzat]

Couldn't she have applied for conjugal visits?

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

I want a girl who'd do that for me.

[spmetla]

Must have been odd but great for the inmate, thinking he's just seeing his lawyer when "you're not my lawyer." "I know big boy, why don't I take off..."

Wonder if he murdered someone because of his name, I know that being a Pvt Moody in the Army must be pretty annoying.

EDITED: Grammer of "Wonder if..." sentence. Need to clarify that I'm not Pvt Moody, just that I can imagine a "ah Pvt Moody is too tired for the road march" My last name has earned me the occasional yet ever annoying "sparky" nickname.

[Vladimir]

Wonder if he murdered someone because of his name, I know being a Pvt Moody, in the Army be pretty annoying.

You shouldn't have told me that. I see all sorts of possibilities there.

[Beirut]

Couldn't she have applied for conjugal visits?

It's usually the man who applies for conjugal visits; it's called marriage.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Lawyers. They're always screwing over the common folk.