Well I tried my first campaign on VH, normally i only go for normal, but yesterday I wanted a challenge. Well I decided to start off as the Germans, only reasons being, one they seem like a challenge on vh, and that I'm about 1/4 german. Everything started out ok, I had enough generals with enough acumen to let more then half the empire have a govenor. I was going to improve the farming income then embark on a campaign towards the east, taking the steppes.
Well that dream was killed, the Italians sunk one of my boats on the 1st turn, and i thought I should not go and have an eastern war and the Italians on me, so I did nothing. I never even attacked back, knowing I could be excommed, so I waited and hoped for peace. After 10 years, all seemed well, then the italians attacked and conquered Provence, I lost it, and couldn't take it back. The French then attacked in Friesland, and Lorraine, I was able to get both back, but ended up losing Lorraine again. The Italians then came up and took Burgundy from me, and that's not even the worse.
Next the Danish attacked, they too Saxony, which I took back abate 1-2 years later, with a warning from the pope. Some time passed, and the Polish entered the fray and took Brandenburg, which i took back, and the Danish again took Saxony, which I reconquered, only to get excommed this time.
Needless to say, I kinda gave up at that point, and decided as long as I'm trying the -ian debug thing, I might as well get my revenge, so I took over the Italians, French, Polish, and the Danes, and disbanded all their armies, and destroyed all their buildings, which i found fun, and was able to get all my land and then some back.
Now, I know doing that wasn't right, but i was pissed, losing, and figured I can't save the empire so why not. This also doesn't mean I'm not gonna try VH anymore, I just thought everyone would get a laugh out of what happened.
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