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    Default Re: The - if there are new things in... thread

    How about singing burning naked camels getting thrown away by a trebuchet?


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    How about naked Andres cleaning out the camel stables for the next three months?

    p.s. There are a lot more flies and a much stronger smell this time of the year.
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    Bah, watch out, or I'll sing your camels dead...
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    GAH! don't you read the threads, camels are invincible!
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    How about singing burning naked camels getting thrown away by a trebuchet?
    I demand Head-hurling Druids in Flaming Camel Chariots followed by a pet Wardog.

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    I want to see cohorts with 320 troops!

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    Some form of logistics and supply routes, so guerrilla war can be waged and an A.I. that can handle that. It would really force you to think about your upcoming campaign. Also the ability to burn down forests. Leave nowhere to hide for those pesky barbarians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shieldmaiden
    I demand Head-hurling Druids in Flaming Camel Chariots followed by a pet Wardog.

    NOW!
    I think I played that Mod.....or was that just one of the basic RTW Egyptian units?




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    Battlefield and Strategic map earthworks/fortifications.

    Artillery crews and ammunition limits for city wall artillery -- and the ability to emplace field artillery on the larger walls if I wish.

    Larger battlemaps and larger numbers of units per army.

    More factions.

    A naval combat battle map. This would be a blast.

    Transport ships.

    A combat engine that let's cavalry achieve the appropriate result for frontal charges against formed phalanx units. The Mods are better than RTW vanilla, but having cataphracts simply roll over your Shield Pikemen in phalanx was annoying.

    A better AI on strategy and battle maps -- but give the AI the same garrison headaches I get.

    Concur with Sev' about more stats and more details therein.
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