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    This a joke or something? We are supposed to be spying on them

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    The world has been served notice: don't mess with the Dutch Navy.
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    Heh should have told that to the English and Spanish, would have saved them a lot of armada's.

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    The English had an Armada?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    The English had an Armada?

    Had it for lunch and tea in the afternoon!


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    This is outrageous!!! The Dutch detaining these poor Russian seamen, and forcing them to say they were in Dutch waters although we all know they weren't! They are probably being tortured by Dutch hardline extremist groups! Bomb the Netherlands and dismount their nuclear power reactors before they get even more dangerous!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
    This is outrageous!!! The Dutch detaining these poor Russian seamen, and forcing them to say they were in Dutch waters although we all know they weren't! They are probably being tortured by Dutch hardline extremist groups! Bomb the Netherlands and dismount their nuclear power reactors before they get even more dangerous!
    Hmm, you may have a point. Didn't A Q Kahn "steal" all his nuclear research while working in Amsterdam? Me thinks that they may be even MORE evil than the Belgians.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    The world has been served notice: don't mess with the Dutch Navy.
    Reminds me of WW2 where some dutch marines held Rotterdam against german paratroopers until Rotterdam was bombed, they apparently really impressed the german general
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    When the surrender was declared and the Dutch soldiers came out of their positions, the German commander who was expecting a full battalion of men was stunned to see only a few Dutch Marines emerge in their black uniforms. He ordered his men to salute them out of respect for their bravery and determination and labelled them Zwarte duivels (The Black Devils).
    Heard similar stories elsewhere, must have been some tough guys.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
    This is outrageous!!! The Dutch detaining these poor Russian seamen, and forcing them to say they were in Dutch waters although we all know they weren't! They are probably being tortured by Dutch hardline extremist groups! Bomb the Netherlands and dismount their nuclear power reactors before they get even more dangerous!
    hahahahahaha, so funny!



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    I think Peter the Great was a bit more subtle than Putin when he acquired Dutch naval tech in their dockyards...

    What was that sub doing there? I didn't think the Russians liked to go near the English channel.

    Can't find this on any news sites, not even Itar Tass or Kommersant.

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    I think it's a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    I think it's a joke.

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    You mean someone is Putin' us on? Submersive propaganda!
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    LOL... it's even funnier with a Hollywood style Russian accent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    I think it's a joke.

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    Damn I feel stupid.

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    Four stage strategy from Yes, Minister:
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    Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
    Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.

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    The translation is off, the grammar is awful, and the lady isn't speaking right. Also, out of all the letters they could have made backwards, they made the K backwards for some reason...

    Somewhat funny, like the old SNL.
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