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    Enlightened Despot Member Vladimir's Avatar
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/6587493.stm

    "China could overtake the US this year as the world's largest emitter of greenhouse gases, a leading international energy group has said."

    Yea this is kinda old but here it is. If global warming is going to kill us all, I'm making my funeral arrangements tomorrow.

    Edit: Oh yes, and the sky is falling.


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    And here I thought this was going to be a pity thread for the unfortunate combination of a dinner of cabbage and refried beans along with the imbibing of large quantities of beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
    And here I thought this was going to be a pity thread for the unfortunate combination of a dinner of cabbage and refried beans along with the imbibing of large quantities of beer.
    Getting prepped for Cinco de Mayo, Don?
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    Maybe Al Gore will move over there now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
    And here I thought this was going to be a pity thread for the unfortunate combination of a dinner of cabbage and refried beans along with the imbibing of large quantities of beer.
    I'm laying in a stock of Beano for Cinco de Mayo myself.
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    Big plans for a "Stinko" de Mayo Hosa? A nice "reek"end playing craps with a bunch of old farts...your trusty dog Beano at your side. Strike up the band:

    There was a mod who had a dog
    And Beano was his name-oh
    B - E - A - N - O
    B - E - A - N - O
    B - E - A - N - O
    And Beano was his name-oh.

    I know, the song stinks.
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    Yeah Greg, Cinco de Mayo is like Mexican St. Patricks Day. The club will be hosting a nice party with great food and refreshments; the weather's supposed to be nice too. Party time tomorrow my fellow Gabachos.
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    You have a Rio Grande time Hosa. Just don't cross the line.
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    Hmmm will this end Al Gore? One can hope.
    Wine is a bit different, as I am sure even kids will like it.
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    You guys are going to party? Pretty soon you'll be drinking Corona in Siberia on the beach because that's going to be the only place cool enough.

    Oh teh horror!


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Confucius say: "Cough cough cough cough..."

    Confucius say: "Shut up Al!"

    Confucius say: "As wise frog once said, 'It's not easy being green.'"
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    Confucius says: "There's no greenhouse effect. Ask any American politician."
    Confucius says: "There's no such thing as CO2. Ask any American Christian."
    Confucius says: "There are no other countries you have to take into account. Ask any American.
    Confucius says: "Blame the EU, ask any European."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moros
    Confucius says: "There's no greenhouse effect. Ask any American politician."
    Confucius says: "There's no such thing as CO2. Ask any American Christian."
    Confucius says: "There are no other countries you have to take into account. Ask any American.
    Confucius says: "Blame the EU, ask any European."
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    It's the COMMUNISTS!


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Confucius say, "Him who run in front of car get tired, him who run behind car get exhausted."

    "Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
    that which is his due."
    - Justinian I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
    And here I thought this was going to be a pity thread for the unfortunate combination of a dinner of cabbage and refried beans along with the imbibing of large quantities of beer.
    Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this thread was going to be about farts

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    Confucius say, "Him who run in front of car get tired, him who run behind car get exhausted."
    Hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres
    Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this thread was going to be about farts
    No, it's actually about Drinko de Mayo. I was surprised too.

    Hilarious
    I blame Gregoshi.

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    I thought it was going to be about Rush, but...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres
    Hilarious
    I agree.


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