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    Default Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    It's 10 days old, and I haven't seen it on here before...

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    Default Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Fox
    It's 10 days old, and I haven't seen it on here before...
    Pretty sure it's in teh 'news of the weird' thread

    But anyway,

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapi
    Pretty sure it's in teh 'news of the weird' thread

    But anyway,

    As ShadesPanther pointed out, the irony of that situation is boundless
    Yes, Lemur snagged that story 27 April in his 'weird' thread LINK.
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    Default Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    I lol'd. Really, it's weird. And I agree with the others.



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    Default Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Minimum IQ requirements for teachers in order?


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    Default Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    If she wants to make up false claims about unconsensual sex, she'd could've and especially would've come up with a story that's not as unflattering for herself as this one.

    She's got a STD too, with all the shame and insecurity it brings. God knows she might have believed this guy. There are people who drink there own urine by full moon because some quack told them it it would cure them.
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    Sounds like one of those Army wives that get caught having an affair, suddenly, after several months, she was "raped" *oops*. A very creative lady this one is. I suspect the 1 to 10 minutes was weighted towards the 1, and she got the STD, which means that he has to pay.


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    Default Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    The first thought I had when I read this was, wonder when the guy would have told her he had a ointment for her halitosis?

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