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    Default Anti-britishism

    I wan't to know what you folks think about it, I'm not going to even attempt a proper definition.
    I feel that Britain because it holds a special place in the world, is being targeted as a nation.

    I am going to ignore the fact that other countries get taken the *jam* out of, because I want to feel good.
    I wan't to believe that you are all enviuos of us.

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    Default Re: Anti-britishism

    Warm bear, bad soccer, and ugly women are examples of modern British Cultural Impierialism that gains my disapproval.

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    forgot poor dental hygiene
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    Default Re: Anti-britishism

    It's FOOTBALL G'DAMIT!
    I HATE AMERICA!

    What is wrong with using oral-B?
    I find it freshens and whitens.
    Last edited by Incongruous; 05-10-2007 at 10:00.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar
    It's FOOTBALL G'DAMIT!
    I HATE AMERICA!
    rofl
    "There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."

    "The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."

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    GAH! why is no one else joining in on my circus of hillary(you could insert it if you want, might not be as funny)

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    they dont wash

    baths are a annual event

    its cold and miserable - and thats just the people

    they sent a large portion of my nation to their deaths while they drank tea

    they fully intended on defending us as well as they did singapore and let us get annexed by the japenese while they fought their stupid ,regular as daybreak wars over a cow pat sized piece of worthless dirt called europe

    they spread this silly, painstakingly long (5 DAYS!!! who ever heard of such a thing), boring game called cricket like an std, and to continue the sexual analogy, like their sex, its boring & they are cr@p at it.

    they suffer from little nation syndrome, so they had to go around colouring half the globe pink

    the royal family (yes William too)

    they smell bad

    they whine incessantly about everything

    Essex slappers

    they wore bright red coats and fought in little squares so they were easier to kill

    the bill

    they deep fry everything

    the spontaneously combust if subject to direct sunlight

    they say they are speaking english but you cant understand a word that comes out of their mouths

    a smiling englishman is a contradiction in terms

    their silly little partitioning lines they drew all over the globe has caused most of the worlds wars

    did i miss anything
    Last edited by Yun Dog; 05-10-2007 at 10:39.
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    its pevergeren.

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    The english girl who took advantage of me started biting my tongue. It hurt.
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    This thread reminds me of the time my wife asked me " Do I look fat in this dress?"
    No matter how I answered I was going to be in the doghouse. Therefore, no comment is my response.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rotorgun
    This thread reminds me of the time my wife asked me " Do I look fat in this dress?"
    No matter how I answered I was going to be in the doghouse. Therefore, no comment is my response.
    Long time no see my "high-cyclic" friend. How do things fare with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
    Long time no see my "high-cyclic" friend. How do things fare with you?
    I am doing well, thank you. I sent you a PM as this is probably not the best thread for socializing. Appreciate your rememberance.
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    Heh ugly people. Lots of them.

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