Self-Criticism Thread

[HoreTore]

Why Norway is a horrible place to live:

1. Our cuisine is horrible. Nothing tastes good.
2. We like to think that we have the best food in the world.
3. In fact, we like to think that we have the best of everything.
4. We do not have the best of anything...
5. We haven't had a political discussion on something actually important in years.
6. We're horrible at football.
7. We're rude.
8. We like to get horribly drunk, and thus even ruder.
9. Our public transportation is horrible in most of the country.
10. It's way to cold here.
11. Our national pride is cross-country skiing. 'Nuff said.
12. Our dialects are so different we can't understand each other.
13. We invented Akevitt.
14. We don't make good music.
15. We think we are the best peacekeepers and negotiators in the world.
16. We think the rest of the world cares about what we say.
17. We have way too many racists.
18. We dislike people who don't like rolling around in a ditch drunk.
19. Our road network is inferior.
20. There are too few inhabitants here.
21. Things cost way too much.
22. We don't have a single good national newspaper.
23. The films we make are horrible.
24. We gossip. Way too much.
25. We are technologically inferior.
26. No tourists wants to go here.
27. We don't even want to spend our holidays here ourselves.
28. We believe we have the moral high ground on any issue.
29. We do not.
30. We lack any sense of proportion.

I wish I was french...