Last seen boarding an unmarked black helicopter that headed for Terhazza.
And you didn't hear this from me.
Last seen boarding an unmarked black helicopter that headed for Terhazza.
And you didn't hear this from me.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
He had to be silenced ... permenantly.
Or rather, he was transferred up to EB corporate and is now VP of the World Domination department of the EB consortium.
Foot
EBII Mod Leader
Hayasdan Faction Co-ordinator
He was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Khelvan?
Khelvan is everywhere. Beware of Khelvan... He is lurking somewhere...
Somewhere along...In the deadly mist.
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
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Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
Lol. AwesomeOriginally Posted by Laundreu
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Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our homes and live in them for a fortnight every year. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English — and that's who you are playing this afternoon Phil Bennett's pre 1977 Rugby match speech
Nah man, last I heard he had broken free by biting through his ropes and using them as weapons to defeat the whole ninja clan. I think he's now questing to find the lost city of Bartix wearing the hat and weilding the wip of Indiana Jones.Originally Posted by Laundreu
Does that make him Transalpine Jones ?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Indeed, my worst fears have now proven to be true, Transalpine Jones is- ALIVE!Originally Posted by Watchman
Not only that, he is head of the World Domination Think Tank, known as EARTH BARTIX! AKA Europa Barbarorum.
Perhaps now is the time to un-leash Hellespont Bob? Whos mighty Sarrissa shall smote Transalpine Jones.
Sig by Durango
-Oscar WildeNow that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.
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"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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