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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonArchangel
    My opinion is, if you're going to get married, at least think things through before doing it. Don't rush into it and make sure you know what you're doing.
    Time seems to slip quickly. People like to rush things. They get trapped in momentum. Hard to escape once one of you gets caught.
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    Plus being in love is rightly infamous for reducing your common sense and judgement to the level of a concussed kitten.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman
    Plus being in love is rightly infamous for reducing your common sense and judgement to the level of a concussed kitten.

    Too much credit...
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    Concussed kittens might take offense at that slur, true.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    Lucky for you that this isn't radio and your last name isn't Imus.....or is it...
    "There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."

    "The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."

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    Most certainly not. Mind you, foreigners tend to have major issues pronouncing it although it's quite simple.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    To be fair, divorce did give us Haitian Divorce, an excellent song.
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