Originally Posted by Watchman
Too much credit...
Originally Posted by Watchman
Too much credit...
"There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."
"The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."
Concussed kittens might take offense at that slur, true.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Lucky for you that this isn't radio and your last name isn't Imus.....or is it...
"There is a true glory and a true honor; the glory in duty done and the honor in the integrity of principle."
"The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."
Most certainly not. Mind you, foreigners tend to have major issues pronouncing it although it's quite simple.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
To be fair, divorce did give us Haitian Divorce, an excellent song.
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Nice to see a steely dan reference from the album "the royal scam" (appropriate for a thread on divorce).Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Marriage is a major life committment and shouldnt be done soely on an emotional basis. I've been married going on 9 years, and its the best and worst thing I have ever done. This topic is very subjective based on circumstance, good marriages can go bad, and bad ones get better.
Its really a matter of values, and divorce while not ideal has a valid place in the equation as often, its the best scenario for all those involved.
There are few things more annoying than some idiot who has never done anything trying to say definitively how something should be done.
Sua Sponte
I've been married nine years yourself and it looks like we have the same opinion, maybe its our condition!!! Anyway, everyone's different and you can't kill the old lady like the good ol' days or sell her into slavery. Divorce is a good thing, no matter what many on my side say. Sure, it can screw up kids but I've seen kids flourish after a divorce. Again, not every kid is the same either. Statistics, psycology, enviroment, the quality of you weed, there are just too many factors to say whats good/bad about divorce.Originally Posted by Odin
I told my wife that when she hit 36, I'm trading her in for 2 18 year olds!!!![]()
RIP Tosa
Divorce is fine in some situations. Now, I don't like the 1/2 statistic, but sometimes people realise what a terrible person their spouse is. Now, I don't advocate divorce, I don't like it and it screws up kids but it is a necessary evil.
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
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