Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
I was playing hide the sausage with the Old Lady the other night and I was thinking about the usual; baseball, Lemur's furry tail, and Minnie Mouse. Anyhoo, another thought popped into my little cranium, how much work it took for me to get to "that" point. Is the sex worth it? Probably not since I'm thinking of a great play that Andruw Jones made the other night, Lemur stroking his tail while posting a response to one of my vicious salvos, and Minnie Mouse wearing a cat suit. Its the fact that this woman actually chose my sorry ass and she chose to have our children. Gotta love her even if she doesn't like baseball, doesn't have a prehensil tail, or will squeek for me like Minnie mouse when I get her to wear a catsuit.
Love's real, people just don't appreciate it.
Its Hunter S Thompson channelled through Readers Digest,

DD, mate, seriously, you should have your own show.