If that's indeed all there is to the story, then it really, really boggles the mind...
Are these people for real ?!
"It could offend her students if they accessed her MySpace page" ?!!!
There's so many things utterly absurd about all this that I really, really don't think it's worth my time putting them all down, 'cause I'm sure all of you with a smidget of common sense can think of them in a second. Unfreakingbelievable.

I was planning to become a prof, but I'll prolly reconsider, 'cause I think someone may have seen somewhere a pic of me picking my nose, or scratching the bottom of my underpants, or kissing some girl (my wife) - but without having the marriage certificate in that picture - and, damn, could that ever offend my students if they dug that up from the internets... I mean, what kind of prof would I be ?!

This is probably so messed up that it deserves a place in the "News of the Weird" thread...