Inspired by currywurry's sig and Lucjan's "Cartoon Quotes" thread, I thought the Korean War comedy M*A*S*H would be a treasure trove of classic quotes. MASH regularly featured some of the cleverest writing I've seen on TV. Anyway, I'll start off with a few.

Frank: It's not normal!
Trapper: What's "normal", Frank?
Frank: "Normal" is everybody doing the same thing.
Hawkeye: What about individuality, Frank?
Frank: Individuality's fine - as long as we all do it together.

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Margaret: They love you, Frank
Frank: It was their hatred that fooled me

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Frank: 1... 2... 3... 4...
Hawkeye: Showing off for the patients again, Frank?

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This last one has to be my favourite but I can't find the exact wording so I must whing it:

BJ (performing Charles' "unwedding"): ...by the powers vested in me by the State of Inebriation, I now pronounce you un-husband and un-wife.