Josip Tito's address:
So, the snake has finally revealed itself, has it not? For as long as NATO has claimed to understand differences in Socialism from Yugoslavia to the Soviet Union, now it claims to wish my head, and the heads of my citizens, on a pike. NATO has revealed itself to be brutal monsters once again, bombing Belgrade, and causing suffering and misfortune upon innocents who are NOT involved in the war. Tell me, NATO, what is it that the women and children of Belgrade have done so far in this war? Or do you simply not care who gets in your path of destruction, even if they be women, children, and the elderly?
My people! I come to you today to refute NATO's slanderous propaganda. We, the republic of Yugoslavia, have done nothing but advance the smaller republics. They want you to rebel against me so that they might have an easier path with which to conquer us all! My people, do you wish to be put under the heel of Imperialist NATO? Now, to the smaller republics: as a token of my kindness, I offer a gift of $2,000,000 which you might use in whatever way you wish. To my allies, the Albanians, and to Skopje as well: you shall receive economic aid in addition, in these times of conflict. However, we cannot leave Kosovo yet, until the threat of the imperialist NATO dogs is no longer there. Once NATO has been dealt with, we shall leave Kosovo to you. In the meantime, I shall protect Kosovo from NATO incursion. And worry not, for NATO shall be dealt with. For example, Yugoslavian troops in Italy have liberated the city of Bologna, which gladly joined our mission to liberate the people of Italy from their Fascist NATO puppet government. Similarly, we shall liberate the people of Greece and Turkey as well from their NATO oppressors as well. My people, now, more than ever, we need to stand together as a nation, proud, against the ambitions of others to put our proud people under their foreign thumb. See what they have attempted against Belgrade? My people, that is just a taste of NATO brutality. Life under their rule will be naught but brutal oppression. My people, fight for your freedom, fight for you families, and finally, fight and stand together against NATO ambitions!
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