"Worst" Unit

[bovi]

Elephant drivers.
Never seen them doing anything useful. Lazy zoophiles, scratching some big ear is all they can do.
And they cost you about 1200 per turn if you're using armoured elephants.
Not to mention their clothes look terrible, I wonder how they spent their salary. Must be somehow connected with drugs. Perhaps they spent all they've earned on drugs. Drugs ain't good.

Nah, it's the elephants that are on drugs: