MTW2 Guide, tongue in cheek

[phunkbot]

oh great now i've been called in the little video confrence room to explain my prolongued outbursts of uncontrollable laughter, convincing my manager i am not getting high on the job is getting harder by the hour...

got a couple for you:

"Chasing routers" Widely practiced medieval era dance, involves various highly choreographed maneovers by a 30-strong cavalry unit around (well all over the place, but in the general vicinity of) 3-4 guys with pointy sticks. Extensive training is required on the part of the cavalry unit to ensure the safety of the guys with pointed sticks involved.

"Merchant takeovers" Widely practiced medieval era game, somewhat similar to russian roulette in that its totally unpredictable, unless of course one participant is a 50 year old guy making more money than all the muslim nations on the board put toghether and the second participant is a one-eyed monkey in possession of 1/2 florin, a flimsy stick and a rotten banana peel. Flimsy sticks and rotten banana peels are the bane of trade tycoons the world over.