New translation for papalcy

Old white guy who can change his name to an Italian one when elected. This fat fool sits in Rome and pops out once in a while to massacre rebel scums and then pops back to Rome for a can of Coke.

Because he has only one land at the start, he is grumpy and gets jealous at your bulging empire and his only way to get at you is excommunication. But once you give him one land, he goes berserk and starts hitting every faction he thinks he can take and sometimes he dies in the process.

Mongol/Timurid

Really ugly faced men which pop out of the black eastern side of the map and wander around for decades until they decide to hit a town and then get spooked and flee the next turn because some pee wee militia has a spear which can poke their horses.

Aztec

Men in animal pajamas armed with wood that can somehow pierce plate armor. They decide to go Muslim when they upgrade to a large city but don't seem to recognize Allah.