Cardinals: 2nd highest ranking Catholic Church officials. Promoted to this great honour after years of hanging around waiting for someone to die. Contrary to popular belief they are never to be found in Rome but instead congregate in large groups with other cardinals and priests of their nation and roam aimlessly about the countryside in foreign lands bending people's ear about God and denouncing dirty unshaven men with scary eyes. Always wear heavy, expensive ermine robes, even in the desert.
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