Tongue-in-cheek take on MTW

[Caliburn]

-> Agent Miles: Heretic!

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Hope you guys don't mind, but I'll just submit a few of my highly miserable attempts at humour.

Piety 0 - This man is so holy that he has photographs of God attached to his feet and a stainless steel candle stick on his right arm. However, since photographs don't exist in this age and stainless steel is yet to be invented, people think that he used heretic magic to travel in time.

Acumen 0 - This man is a genius and thinks like a whirlwind, speeding through parchment-work every five seconds. Unfortunately, writing that fast with a eagle feather, tears the parchment to shreds resulting in no work getting done.

[Noir]

Nice ones Omanes, here's mine:

Command 0: Intelligence reports and other vital information are by rule not submited to this man while campaigning; his superiors know just as well as his men that the difference they will make in the outcome is nill.

Many Thanks

Noir