Tongue-in-cheek take on MTW

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Nice ones Omanes

Thanks Noir!

Land Bridges: It is a little known fact that during the Medieval period armies had the ability to walk on water. A small trickle of water such as the Channel was no impediment to the invasion of the continent by the English.

On the topic of landbridges:

Piety 0 - This man is holy enough to walk across waters to attack his enemies, but not holy enough to know who God is or what the holy scriptures say.