Congrats DA, my god you'll need it with two nippers under two years old.

Now this is where being a grandad is useful. You can hand 'em back when you've had enough.

It's nice to look forwards to playing all the games you played as a kid. Monopoly, scrabble, draughts (checkers) and chess.

Oh and as to the old adage "Do you smoke after sex?" with you being a fireman and all....

Answer....."I dunno, I've never looked!"