...Ahem this has nearly nothing to do with my cammpaigin but I composed a song about the romans armies

Now the rise of the roman empire
set the world on its ear
and the clash at Patavium
heard around the world
when the guals charged in the early dawn
the War for land had began
The die was cast the roman banner unfurled

And on to segesta marched the foe
to seize the gold there you know
killing folk and searching all around
Till the cohorts stopped them in their tracks
At the old north wall the romans turned them back
And chased those guals back to Patavium you know

And the clash head around the world
Was the start of the War for territory
The roman leigons were ready, on the move
Take you sword, Take you armor,
Reprot to genaral julis
Hurry men theres not an hour to lose

Now at famous Mediolanium
Even though the romans lost it was quite a thrill
The Roman commander proved he was wise
outnumbered and low on arrows
He said "hold your charge till you see the white of their eyes!"

Though the next few year were rough
Genaral Julis's men proved they were tough
Those tired ragged boys would not be beat
One nigh they crossed the sea
surprised the Carthigeins in their lair
And at alesia just bundled up their feet

Now the clash heard around the world
Was the start of the roman expasion
The Roman leigons were ready, On the move
Take you Helmet, Take you sheild
Report to Genaral Julis
We've got are armies and now it's time to prove oursleves

Well they showed such detrimention they won the admiration
Of countries arcoss the seas like Numdia and The eyptions
Who loaned the romans ships and men
and put the guals on the run
and helped the romans triple in size

And though they lost some battles to
The romans swore they would see it through
Their armies took cities on by one
At Condate Redoum the Gauls could not retreat
Bottled up by Julis and brithish fleet
Vindex surrednred and finally the romans had won!

From the clash heard around the world
To the ned of the roman expasion
The roman leigons took the day
And the Leader of the Juli
beat the gauls there atCondate Redoum
and bought more land to the roman empire

...yes this was a spoof of "The Shot Heard around the world"
...what it's a good song.