The Attack of the MacSobers [Concluded]

[CountArach]

Explain.

[Motep]

Talk, CA

Vote: CountArach

[Sasaki Kojiro]

vote:motep

[Sasaki Kojiro]

although actually countArach is really suspicous. unvote

Not knowing the townies had a pm is a definite scum indicator. I thought he had said something that indicated a pro town role earlier but on reread he did not.

[Andres]

This round will be extended until tomorrow evening 10.00 pm (GMT +1).

[Csargo]

Bandwagon Sasaki.

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Faust. He seems to be playing like he did in Kung fu mafia when he was mafia. One post, and beginning the bandwagon against an easy target.

Count Arach 2(Motep, Faust)
Faust 1(Greaterkhaan)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

What do you think of CountA's post gk?

[seireikhaan]

What do you think of CountA's post gk?

It certainly seems odd. I'm awating an explanation myself. However, I'm worried that we'll have the mafia hiding behind him and using him as a shield.

[Csargo]

Sasaki votes me without any care about randomly lynching a townie. Then questions my innocence afterwards even though the two other guys killed the night before have similar names to mine. Revealing the names of people is like revealing their roles, if it wasn't then there would be no need to do such a thing. Just lynch Sasaki please.

pevergreen (James MacCirose)
Stig (William MacHangover)
Ichigo (John MacDrunk)

[Crazed Rabbit]

Well, I'm going to
vote: Sasaki
for two reasons - he did put the lynch vote on Ichigo very quickly.

And he seems to be stretching evidence against CA.

Do we know why there were no kills?

Crazed Rabbit

[Caius]

Vote:Abstain

No clue wtf is going here.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Caius, are you sure you're in this game?

Crazed Rabbit

[Caius]

ANNOUNCEMENT : Warmaster Horus will be replaced by Garcilaso de la Vega el Inca (formerly known as Caius Flaminius).

Ahem.

[Faust|]

Sasaki votes me without any care about randomly lynching a townie. Then questions my innocence afterwards even though the two other guys killed the night before have similar names to mine. Revealing the names of people is like revealing their roles, if it wasn't then there would be no need to do such a thing. Just lynch Sasaki please.

Where did he question your innocence after you were lynched? If he did, then that's important. But I thought he just gave an if-then scenario.

As for CA, there are two things odd about his post. The first has to do with the content:

Originally Posted by CountArach
Ichigo might just have got his name. Although, it does look suspicious.

There's no reason that it should look suspicious. I'm fairly confident just based on this that CA has a role.

The second has to do with his tone:

Originally Posted by CountArach
Ichigo might just have got his name. Although, it does look suspicious.

EDIT: just read the posts above me... looks like that is sort of redundant...

The first two sentences waffle on the issue, looking very scummy. Seems more concerned with CA's image than the matter at hand. The edit definitely makes it seem like CA is far too concerned with his appearance to the townies, as it is a totally unnecessary and useless edit.

*Plus it was a ninja edit (notice there is no edit message at the bottom of the post), so the post must have been edited within a minute or so after being sent. CA, however, says that between the time that he posted and edited his post he read the posts above his. So, taking away time spent loading page 3, loading the edit page, and typing the edit message, it seems to me CA is left with very little time to read and make sense of those posts. It seems more likely to me that he sent an original message, thought better of some part of it using mafia judgement, edited that part and then left our edit message as an explanation for his edit (as he probably could not have been sure it would be a ninja-edit).

So in all I have some rational reasons and a suspicious tone and manner to vote him with.

[Faust|]

GK is also ever so slightly more suspicious to me now because of his comment and vote for me.

[CountArach]

Alright I admit it. I have a role.

I am a Vigilante - Andres said that it didn't appear on the role list because it is secret... or was. I can kill someone every second night, though I chose not to last night because I had no idea who to kill, too few people look truly suspicious last round. So yeah, I really wish I hadn't have said what I did, I regret it now, as it means I am probably dead. Any doctors or anything - I would really appreciate protection.

Also, any ideas on who to night kill? Seeing as I didn't use it last time, I can do it tonight. Might as well help before I die.

[sapi]

Vote: Sasaki

Trust CA until he fails to deliver

[Andres]

Vote:Abstain

Ahem...

Voting abstain will be ignored and will not be considered as a vote. Voting no lynch is perfectly valid though.

Not voting during two subsequent days will result in something similar to WoG, but far more cruel and embarassing (expect public humiliation )

[Sasaki Kojiro]

hmm I'm wondering if I believe CA. Every 2nd night would mean he couldn't kill tonight (3rd night). And vig is very easy to fake as mafia.

btw, I questioned CA via pm about his post, if I was mafia I could have eliminated a power role right there.

I'll vote vote:sapi for bandwagoning instead.

[Andres]

Vote tally:

CA: 2 (Faust, Motep)
Faust: 1 (Greaterkhaan)
Sasaki: 2 (Crazed Rabbit, sapi)
sapi: 1 (Sasaki)

Sasaki or CA will be lynched.

This day will last until the tie is broken. If the tie is not broken at 9.00 am tomorrow morning (+/- 23 hours from now), there will be no lynch.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

hmm well I'm not a power role. buuuuut I'm not sure I believe countA.

vote:CountA

[Andres]

Day 2 Events:


After the big barrels of whisky-party and the quite, peaceful night, all the townspeople were becoming from their most recent hangovers.

They started to realise that by lynching John MacDrunk, they made a mistake and allthough they slept safely last night, they knew the killings wouldn't stop yet...

And thus they came together in the local pub and started discussing while drinking away their hangovers with gin.

Several townies fell asleep during the gathering and from time to time, Andres MacCineyBlond had to slap a few of them in the face to get their attention back to the matters at hand.

Finally, they reached the verdict and they chose to lynch Mister, eh..., ehrm...

The crowd started to murmur: "Who is this guy? He is not one of us? He's no inhabitant of Drunkardplace, is he?"

Andres said: "Oh come on, does it really matter? I have this swimming pool filled with the finest russian Wodka. Let's throw him in it. If he drowns, he must be guilty."

The townies were delighted by this swimming pool and everybody secretly hoped the unknown guy would drown. It didn't actually matter if he was guilty or not, as long as they could start drinking the content of the swimming pool.

"No, no, no", the unknown figure started to yell. "I confess, I confess, it's me, Desert MacSober from Boredom. Whatever you do with me, please don't throw me in a pool of alcohol".

The mob got angry. This was taking too long. "Shut up," they shouted, "die quickly so we can start our drinking festival."

"But please, have mercy, I'm allergic too alcohol."

The mob couldn't wait any more longer and they ran to the swimming pool. In the process, Desert MacSobers' sober body got crushed by the running masses, leaving him as a dead pile of human remnants.

But nobody really cared, since there was a swimming pool filled with vodka. Later on, somebody came to the idea to roast that unrecognisable pile of flesh and to add some garlic to it.

And thus, Desert MacSober ended as a kebab in the stomaches of the Drunkardplacers...



Still alive (8):

Motep
Crazed Rabbit
Omanes
Greaterkhaan
Sasaki
Warmaster Horus
Faust
sapi

Killed (2):

pevergreen (James MacCirose)
Stig (William MacHangover)

Lynched (2):

Ichigo (John MacDrunk)
CountArach (Desert MacSober)

Humiliated (0):


It's night. PM's please...

[Crazed Rabbit]

Hmm, once again Sasaki breaks the tie and kills a person. Of course, this time he was more ... personally involved. I guess we'll see if the lynch choice was better for the town this time.

Crazed Rabbit
EDIT:Well, looks like one of those filthy teetotalers has met their demise. Also, please note Andres' post was posted 3 minutes before mine, while I was typing this. Just FYI, so I don't look like an idiot.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

gotta love the instincts

[sapi]

gotta love the instincts

So you break off your vote on me for no reason except to save yourself, lynching an innocent in the process?

[Faust|]

So you break off your vote on me for no reason except to save yourself, lynching an innocent in the process?

He was mafia...

[Stig]

Sapi, being mafia, didn't think about the names and thought he could give his mafia friend CA the label innocent.

[Andres]

Night 3 Events:


The drunken man came home from the wild lynching of MacSober stumbling. He had gotten totally sloshed from the pool of Vodka and the wild party that followed.
Usually, he would have a small snack before passing out on the couch or in the bathroom, but this time he was full from the kebabs. But, being drunk, he only remembered that after crashing into the fridge and falling back while opening the door. He stood for a moment gazing at the contents, unsure of what to do. Finally, he spotted a near empty wine bottle and grabbed it. Struggling to stand upright, he poured the liquid down his throat.
After the last drop entered his mouth, he dropped the thick glass bottle on the floor. The thud of an empty liquor bottle was one of his favorite sounds. He waited, but it seemed that this bottle was taking an especially long time to fall. Puzzled, he turned to look at where he dropped it, and was startled to see a dark figure standing behind him, holding the wine bottle.
“Hello, Ben. Did you have fun losing control of yourself to spirits?”
“Who are you?” a stunned Ben MacCirose asked.
“Is it not obvious? I have complete control and coordination of my body, my words are not slurred, and I stand upright. You must balance yourself against your table to stop from falling down, and a disgusting caricature of man.”
“You...you aren't drunk!” exclaimed Ben.
“Congratulations, you vermin. You still retain the logic capabilities of a toddler. Yes, I am not drunk. That means I was not drinking at the party. That means I am not an inhabitant of this cesspool of a town. That means I am a MacSober.”
“A MacSober! But, but...”stammered Ben MacCirose, unsteadily backing up.
“Yes, a MacSober. And that means I am here to kill you. Prepare to die, scum.”
And with that Dry MacSober hit Ben MacCirose on the side of the head with the empty wine bottle. Ben MacCirose fell back, screaming in pain, clutching his head, and sprawled over the back of his couch.
“Think of this as an object lesson in the dangers of the bottle,” said Dry, smashing the bottle over Ben's back, who fell off the couch. Dry picked up an empty beer bottle from the floor, and shattered it on Ben's head. Ben MacCirose cried out again and stumbled towards his door. Dry shoved him to one side, and he fell against his coat rack.
“You are pathetic and disgusting. A child could kill you,” said Dry, smashing another beer bottle on Ben's head. Ben MacCiroseyelled and launched himself in the general vicinity of Dry. Dry stood and watched as Ben MacCirose lunged past him into a wall, then picked up an empty vodka bottle. He grabbed Ben by his stained collar and used the bottom of the bottle like a chisel to smash Ben's nose.
“Your like disgusts me, you drunken lout. Your weak will and slavish devotion to the bottle are symptons of a cancer infecting the human race. And like a doctor, I must removed the diseased region.”
Again Dry hit the nose of the whimpering Ben MacCirose, who was clutching his face in pain.
“Is this your idea of a meaningful life? Complete surrender to spirits? Blackouts and partying you won't remember the next morn?”
Another whack on Ben's nose, who yelled and shuddered.
“Tonight, in your unsatiable lust for booze, you trampled a good man to death as he begged for mercy, and then cooked and ate his flesh! How can you claim to be human, you grotesque monster?!”
And with that exclamation, he brought the vodka bottle down on Ben's nose for a third time with great strength, completely shattering his nose and sending the fragments into his brain.
Dry dropped the bloody and drooling body to the ground and walked out the front door.

***

Across town, a drunk man sat on a bench, waiting for the nightly bus that traveled across town and drove the drunks home. He was feeling good from the party, and would occasionally take a sip from a brown paper bag he held.
A man came up to him.
“Would you like to play a game, fiend? It's lots of fun.”
The drunkard perked up, “Sure, man, I love games.”
“Great, I knew you would. This game is called 'Can you run as fast as a bus' and if you win you get the most valuable prize of all,” the stranger said.
“Free alcohol?! Sure, sure, I'll do it!”
“Just follow me over here then,” said the stranger, walking to the side of the bench.
As the drunk wobbled after him, the bus approached. It stopped and drunken passengers began to stumble out. The stranger led his man around behind the bus and produced a rope and length of cloth from his pocket.
“It's simple, really. You just stand back here and try to run as fast as the bus,” the stranger said.
“Oh, that's going to be hard. Buses go real fast and I'm kinda buzzed.”
“Of course. Only buzzed, not a complete drunk. After all, you are thé World Champion of Drinking! But I've got something to help you, Helmut,” the stranger said, tying his hands with the rope, then tying the rope to the back bumper of the bus.
“Hey man, what are you doing? This don't look right.” said an increasingly jittery Helmut MacStrohrum.
“You drunkards are so slow. Still you have not noticed that I am not drunk, which can only mean one thing. I am a MacSober, and you are going to die. Because spirits have dulled what little wit you had, you agreed to be tied to the back of the bus. This bus is soon going to depart and travel up to 60 kilometers per hour. Your body will be slowly ground into bits of flesh and a lot of blood.” Dry MacSober said, an old calm about his face as he spoke so coldly of a man's death.
Helmut began to scream, but Dry quickly gagged him with the cloth as Helmut MacStrohrum struggled to free himself. The big bus lurched forward, and Helmut remained upright for less than ten steps.
Throughout the night his was dragged, and in the morning the streets were red with his blood.


Still alive (6):


Crazed Rabbit
Omanes
Greaterkhaan
Sasaki
Warmaster Horus
sapi

Killed (2):

pevergreen (James MacCirose)
Stig (William MacHangover)
Faust (Ben MacCirose)
Motep (Helmut MacStrohrum)

Lynched (2):

Ichigo (John MacDrunk)
CountArach (Desert MacSober)

Humiliated (0):

It's day. Start voting.

[Caius]

WH doesnt play anymore, Andres...