Circumcision Removes Most Sensitive Bits

[Strike For The South]

Intentional.

How convienent

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[Gawain of Orkeny]

How convienent

And as we said true. Girls dont like guys that are quick on the trigger there cowboy.

[Reverend Joe]

Wait... is this supposed to be bad news? Wouldn't this be all good news? I mean, if circumcision lengthens the amount of time required to...

I should stop.

Oh, I can't resist... now I have something on all you uncircumcised Christian heathens.

...Or something off, rather.

[Gregoshi]

Girls dont like guys that are quick on the trigger there cowboy.

My thoughts exactly.

I have become comfortably numb.

[Strike For The South]

My thoughts exactly.

I have become comfortably numb.

Best pun ever

/E-hug

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Originally Posted by Gregoshi
My thoughts exactly.

I have become comfortably numb.

Now that gives a whole new meaning to my favorite song of all time. It will never be the same. Thanks m8.

I wonder when the Weird Al version is coming out?

[Ianofsmeg16]

I wonder when the Weird Al version is coming out?

"I have become, annoyingly dumb"

Comfortably Numb, The George W. Bush remix.

[Papewaio]

And as we said true. Girls dont like guys that are quick on the trigger there cowboy.

So by your equation:

Trigger Time = 'Max Pleasure Quota' / 'Pleasure per unit of time'

But what if with control

Trigger Time proportional to 'Pleasure per unit of time'... so more pleasure and longer lasting.

[doc_bean]

And as we said true. Girls dont like guys that are quick on the trigger there cowboy.

I don't have a problem with that.

Also: Greg somebody beat you to that pun by a couple of years, although then it was about masturbation

[Ironside]

Circumcision surgery involves the removal of the skin that covers the tip of the penis, called the foreskin. Infant male circumcision is the most common medical procedure in the United States, with an estimated 60 percent of male newborns undergoing the surgery.

So uhm, how did the USA end up in Bizzaro World in this issue?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Well, if you want to last longer it's probably easier to rub a little topical anaesthetic on then, say, getting circumcised. The former's more reversible.

[Grey_Fox]

I'm hardly surprised. Circumcision is a religious-sadistic ritual to suppress the male sexuality, just like female circumcision is a ritual to suppress female sexuality. Good that the study has been presented, so that at least medical research can finally start devising an alternative surgery (that doesn't remove the senses) for those who do it for non-religious reasons. Also, that it will finally not be considered any better than Clitoridectomy. Perhaps this will be the start of a campaign against the oppression of men in the cultures that use circumcision.

I'm almost tempted to tell you what you could do, but I won't. I'm circumcised and never had a problem with it. I don't want somebody else to tell me that I've been brutalised, mutilated or oppressed, and indeed if you said that to me face to face I'd have no problem punching you.

And no that isn't an inferiority complex speaking.

And no, I don't feel 'numb'. I enjoy sex very much thank you, and I like the fact that there's no bacterial growth on my penis.

[Reverend Joe]

@Grey Fox: I'm pretty sure Legio was joking... "oppression of men in cultures that use circumcision?" Come on.

@Lemur: You really should have your kid(s?) clipped. If nothing else whatsoever, it greatly reduces the odor. Hate to be crude, but it's true.

Besides which, who is really going to want to rub on some "topical anesthetic" before sex? "Excuse me, lover, whilst I rub some cream onto my penis, and then we can get going."

[Rodion Romanovich]

I'm almost tempted to tell you what you could do, but I won't. I'm circumcised and never had a problem with it. I don't want somebody else to tell me that I've been brutalised, mutilated or oppressed, and indeed if you said that to me face to face I'd have no problem punching you.

And no that isn't an inferiority complex speaking.

And no, I don't feel 'numb'. I enjoy sex very much thank you, and I like the fact that there's no bacterial growth on my penis.

I'm circumcised myself so I know what I'm talking about. I used to brag about cleanness and "sex lasts longer" when I was still in my denial phase, but I now realize how pathetic I was at that time. It's not at all cleaner, unless you live in a desert without water to clean yourself, and women don't have a problem with the length of intercourse with most unmutilated men, if at all it lasts longer with mutilated penis, it's a diluted experience. "Clean" and "long lasting sex" were excuses I used to accept my condition.

I don't need a random stranger on the Internet telling me that he'll punch me in the face when I say I feel repressed and deprived of my human rights after this mutilation. How many people do I need to hear telling me that it's not normal to feel mutilated - here I'm even threatened with violence over it. I think people who have suffered such mutilation should receive support to get past the denial state, rather than being scared into keeping the frustration inside and feeling increasingly traumatized. I'm glad this study has finally proven that circumcision is mutilation, and that other circumcised people, as well as some unmutilated people, can stop calling me abnormal for feeling mutilated and repressed, and that I can receive support to live a normal life despite this. And that perhaps states will invest money into researching organ regeneration to find a way of perhaps reversing this mentally painful condition. And that people who do circumcision for non-religious reasons receive alternate treatments, such as possibly removing only the upper 10th of the foreskin, rather than all of it, or similar. And that society fairly either takes stance against both male and female genital mutilation (in the name of human rights), or none of them (in the name of religious tolerance).

[lars573]

And no, I don't feel 'numb'. I enjoy sex very much thank you, and I like the fact that there's no bacterial growth on my penis.

On that your ineligible for comment. You don't know the difference, you were mutilated (if female curcumcision is multilation then so is male) as an infant. You litterally don't know the difference, and you can't ever know. Neither do I though, for the opposite reason. My brother however said sex isn't as good (for him) without the foreskin. But he's since over come his self inflicted hadicap.

Oh, and in case your wondering I never got mine more than half way back. Then my knees give out and my eyes roll back into my head from the sensory over load.

[Lemur]

So uhm, how did the USA end up in Bizzaro World in this issue?

I researched the heck out of this when I was deciding what to do with my boy lemur. Basically, circumcision was really uncommon in the U.S.A. until the early 20th century, when it was promoted as an anti-masturbation measure. That was the first argument put forward. By the '40s and '50s it was said to be an essential hygenic step. These days they say it's a great way to prevent cancer of the foreskin, and stop aids.

It's good to be suspicious when the rationales keep changing but the goal stays static.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

I don't need a random stranger on the Internet telling me that he'll punch me in the face when I say I feel repressed and deprived of my human rights after this mutilation. How many people do I need to hear telling me that it's not normal to feel mutilated

Seriouly this sounds like a physiological problem. How many here remember being circumcized? All that counts is what your woman thinks.

[doc_bean]

Seriouly this sounds like a physiological problem. How many here remember being circumcized? All that counts is what your woman thinks.

I don't want to suggest anything that's not based on fact or logic, but...circumcision makes some men unable to orgasm or unable to enjoy sex at all (physically).

I also don't really understand what all these comments about women have to do with it, it's not like they feel the difference...

[Rodion Romanovich]

Seriouly this sounds like a physiological problem. How many here remember being circumcized? All that counts is what your woman thinks.

So men are not allowed to enjoy sex in your society?

[Ironside]

I researched the heck out of this when I was deciding what to do with my boy lemur. Basically, circumcision was really uncommon in the U.S.A. until the early 20th century, when it was promoted as an anti-masturbation measure. That was the first argument put forward. By the '40s and '50s it was said to be an essential hygenic step. These days they say it's a great way to prevent cancer of the foreskin, and stop aids.

It's good to be suspicious when the rationales keep changing but the goal stays static.

Well, if I've understood US politics properly there's 2 groups that want it to stay. Those who came up with it in the first place and the ones that the answer on the question "how much does it cost?" matter...

[Gawain of Orkeny]

I was always under the impression you had to use a lubricant if you were circumcised, which sounds like a hassle.

Yeah spit is hard to come by

[Gregoshi]

A moment of reflection: I've not been tracking the bickering too closely, but are the circumcised participants being too insensitive and the uncircumcised being overly sensitive, or is the verbal squabbling independent of their circumcision status?

Also: Greg somebody beat you to that pun by a couple of years, although then it was about masturbation