Okay, I think we really need to stick to amusing puns about circumcision, because the other thread of conversation in this thread is not going good places.
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Okay, I think we really need to stick to amusing puns about circumcision, because the other thread of conversation in this thread is not going good places.
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In light of this thread, one has to wonder what professional golfers are really playing for in the Skins Game.
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I bet they're shouting: "Fore!...skins game going on!"Originally Posted by Gregoshi
In light of this thread, one has to wonder what professional golfers are really playing for in the Skins Game.
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I think circumcision messed me up. I have no problems pleasing a partner, and its definitely pleasurable for me, but I can never "finish". Maybe its psychological, I dont know why it would be though.
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Well being the doctor I am Id out my money on a simple case of mind over matter.I think circumcision messed me up. I have no problems pleasing a partner, and its definitely pleasurable for me, but I can never "finish". Maybe its psychological, I dont know why it would be though.
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I'm sure there are other factors that influence how good sex is more than circumcision, so I don't really see why it's worth arguing with people about it.
If and when I have children... I'll leave them intact simply because I don't particually want to go cutting bits of them off, and also circumcision is rather rare in the UK, and even rarer up here in Scotland, so circumsised children tend to be mocked. (Which brings back memories of one boy who got taunted with the words "Skin's in the bin, skin's in the bin" over and over...)
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What the hell do you know Lars? I don't think I've been mutilated, so who the hell gave you permission to insult me and my intelligence?
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I think that this discussion has run its course and tempers are becoming frayed.
Consider it cut off.
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How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin divers.
Did you hear about the 'circumcisor' who kept the old foreskins and made a wallet out of them?
If you rub it, it turns into a briefcase.
Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sac(k)!
This little 7 year old boy was sitting at his desk in school and he was squirming and squirming around. Finally the teacher asks him what is wrong.
He tells her he is sore because he just got circumsised yesterday.
She tells him to go and see the principal. He goes to the principal and comes back 5 minutes later with his penis hanging out of his fly.
The teacher is outraged and asked him the meaning of this type of behaviour.
He says "The principal asked me to see if I could stick it out until the end of the school day"!!!!!
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me."
"I know " grinned the patient. "But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven
stitches."
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