Circumcision Removes Most Sensitive Bits

[Louis VI the Fat]

In light of this thread, one has to wonder what professional golfers are really playing for in the Skins Game.

I bet they're shouting: "Fore!...skins game going on!"

[Rodion Romanovich]

No they dont. As we said thats exactly the purpose.

So you're saying important sensory nerves are removed on purpose? In that case, you live in a society that is clearly reppressive towards the male sexuality and the rights of males. In that case, it's ridiculous for people like you to go tell Islamists who oppress women are any worse than yourself.

What happened to "balance between masculine and feminine"?

[HoreTore]

orgasm (which is caused by ejaculation - men always orgasm, it's our advantage).

Not true.

1. We can ejaculate without orgasm.
2. It's very possible to have sex without ejaculation at all, for example when you've gone on for a long time while holding it back, and you're(or the gal) simply too tired for the final push.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin divers.

Did you hear about the 'circumcisor' who kept the old foreskins and made a wallet out of them?

If you rub it, it turns into a briefcase.


Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sac(k)!

This little 7 year old boy was sitting at his desk in school and he was squirming and squirming around. Finally the teacher asks him what is wrong.
He tells her he is sore because he just got circumsised yesterday.

She tells him to go and see the principal. He goes to the principal and comes back 5 minutes later with his penis hanging out of his fly.

The teacher is outraged and asked him the meaning of this type of behaviour.

He says "The principal asked me to see if I could stick it out until the end of the school day"!!!!!


A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me."

"I know " grinned the patient. "But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven
stitches."

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I would say one of them ain benefits of having a foreskin is masturbation. Let's be honest, everyone has a tug once in a while, and it makes it considerably easier.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

I would say one of them ain benefits of having a foreskin is masturbation. Let's be honest, everyone has a tug once in a while, and it makes it considerably easier.

How is that an advantage? I never had any problem

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I was always under the impression you had to use a lubricant if you were circumcised, which sounds like a hassle. Whereas if you aren't, the foreskin is effectively a lubricant.

[Ironside]

I researched the heck out of this when I was deciding what to do with my boy lemur. Basically, circumcision was really uncommon in the U.S.A. until the early 20th century, when it was promoted as an anti-masturbation measure. That was the first argument put forward. By the '40s and '50s it was said to be an essential hygenic step. These days they say it's a great way to prevent cancer of the foreskin, and stop aids.

It's good to be suspicious when the rationales keep changing but the goal stays static.

Well, if I've understood US politics properly there's 2 groups that want it to stay. Those who came up with it in the first place and the ones that the answer on the question "how much does it cost?" matter...

[Gawain of Orkeny]

I was always under the impression you had to use a lubricant if you were circumcised, which sounds like a hassle.

Yeah spit is hard to come by

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Um, I hadn't considered that. Fair enough, I suppose.

[Louis VI the Fat]

You even threatened to punch me in the face.

Well he's just a hoodie for saying that!

But seriously. I'm sorry to hear you have such a problem with being circumcised. I'd love to give you a 'tip' to make it easier on you...


Sorry for tossing all those bad puns around. But they, unlike the circumcised, come so easily.

[Whacker]

I was always under the impression you had to use a lubricant if you were circumcised, which sounds like a hassle. Whereas if you aren't, the foreskin is effectively a lubricant.

Where the did you hear that one from?? I guess wangcheese is supposed to be a lubricant?? J/K

As for the topic, for once I actually agree with STFS, this isn't a big deal.

I'm cut, and if I had a choice I'd go back and do it again in a heartbeat. My future boys (if I have any) will be cut as well. As for my honest opinion, I think non-circumsized wangs look wierd and freakish, but that's just my personal opinion. I don't think there's anything wrong medically with either from my limited reading on this, though uncut guys do need to be more concious of hygiene.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Hah, amusingly appropriate name considering the topic. It does make sense though, your hand is in contact with your forsekin rather than your glans, and the foreskin glides over your glans smoothly-at least, it should do normally. So there's less friction and you don't need a lubricant.

Personally, I like my foreskin. But, if I didn't, I'd just get it done now, and be glad my parents gave me the choice, rather than making it for me when I was a baby.

[Reverend Joe]

I guess wangcheese is supposed to be a lubricant??

Oh god. I was really trying not to think about that.

I still don't see what the big deal is, anyway. You're either chopped or you're not. Just deal with it.

[Lemur]

It becomes a big deal if/when you have a male baby. For an adult male, it's a bit of a non-issue. There's no point in getting worked up or being thin-skinned about the end result.

But the cut was a long-standing debate between me and Mrs. Lemur, with months of back-and-forth on the subject. She wanted the son to look like the father, while my argument was summed by saying that doing something because it's been done before is the blindest, stupidest sort of traditionalism.

You can always take away, but you can never give back. So if Max decides he wants to get chopped in in 2022, that's his business. In the meantime, I will first do no harm.

[Husar]

Lately, my doctor thought I might have a medical problem down there(phimosis) which might have resulted in a chop, but when I went to the specialist(urologist?), he only found another irregularity which is only of cosmetic nature and we both agreed that that is no problem(the erm "hole" is somewhat underneath instead of on the tip of my penis, it's always been that way and I always thought it was normal, according to the doctor, many want that to be treated just because they don't want to be different but erm, well...).
Oh and my point was that I wasn't worried.

Didn't know that circumcision was that common in the US, I think my parents didn't even consider it.

Oh, and I liked those puns Louis and Gawain.

[Gregoshi]

Based on thread title alone it appears that this topic and "More Moore or Less Moore? A Question of Healthcare." should be merged.

[Rodion Romanovich]

Well he's just a hoodie for saying that!

But seriously. I'm sorry to hear you have such a problem with being circumcised. I'd love to give you a tip to make it easier on you...


Sorry for tossing all those bad puns around. It's just that, when it's about circumcision, they come so easy.

Hehe, no problem

[KukriKhan]

Based on thread title alone it appears that this topic and "More Moore or Less Moore? A Question of Healthcare." should be merged.

I know you won't believe me, but my first reading of the topic title had the last word as "Brits" - and I thought: "What has Lemur got up to now??!?"

[PanzerJaeger]

I think circumcision messed me up. I have no problems pleasing a partner, and its definitely pleasurable for me, but I can never "finish". Maybe its psychological, I dont know why it would be though.

[Strike For The South]

I think circumcision messed me up. I have no problems pleasing a partner, and its definitely pleasurable for me, but I can never "finish". Maybe its psychological, I dont know why it would be though.

Well being the doctor I am Id out my money on a simple case of mind over matter.

[lars573]

And no, I don't feel 'numb'. I enjoy sex very much thank you, and I like the fact that there's no bacterial growth on my penis.

On that your ineligible for comment. You don't know the difference, you were mutilated (if female curcumcision is multilation then so is male) as an infant. You litterally don't know the difference, and you can't ever know. Neither do I though, for the opposite reason. My brother however said sex isn't as good (for him) without the foreskin. But he's since over come his self inflicted hadicap.

Oh, and in case your wondering I never got mine more than half way back. Then my knees give out and my eyes roll back into my head from the sensory over load.

[Strike For The South]

Grey Fox why do you care about what these guys think? You seem to be taking allot of offense over a thread that should be nothing more than puns

[HoreTore]

On that your ineligible for comment. You don't know the difference, you were mutilated (if female curcumcision is multilation then so is male) as an infant. You litterally don't know the difference, and you can't ever know. Neither do I though, for the opposite reason. My brother however said sex isn't as good (for him) without the foreskin. But he's since over come his self inflicted hadicap.

Oh, and in case your wondering I never got mine more than half way back. Then my knees give out and my eyes roll back into my head from the sensory over load.

Haha! I remember I thought I broke the damn thing when I finally managed to roll mine out completely... But then, I was around 8 at the time

I'd advise you to take it slowly, a millimeter a day or something. The skin under the foreskin has never been exposed to air, and so it needs some time to adjust.

Oh and as for female/male circumcision, they are two quite different things. The male version removes a small part, the female version often includes sewing the thing shut, and causes a whole bunch of issues, like diseases, as it's not very easy to clean the thing....

[Fwapper]

I'm sure there are other factors that influence how good sex is more than circumcision, so I don't really see why it's worth arguing with people about it.

If and when I have children... I'll leave them intact simply because I don't particually want to go cutting bits of them off, and also circumcision is rather rare in the UK, and even rarer up here in Scotland, so circumsised children tend to be mocked. (Which brings back memories of one boy who got taunted with the words "Skin's in the bin, skin's in the bin" over and over...)

[Grey_Fox]

What the hell do you know Lars? I don't think I've been mutilated, so who the hell gave you permission to insult me and my intelligence?

[Banquo's Ghost]

I think that this discussion has run its course and tempers are becoming frayed.

Consider it cut off.