Rabbi Tuckman: [referring to a circumcision] The ladies love it!
Rabbi Tuckman: I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire.
Robin Hood: What's a moyel?
Rabbi Tuckman: Moyel? He's a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.
Robin Hood: And what, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
Rabbi Tuckman: It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!
Achoo: I'll take one.
Little John: I'll take two!
Robin Hood: I'm game, how's it done?
Rabbi Tuckman: [pulls out a carrot and a miniature guillotine, and sticks the end of the carrot into the hole] I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then,
[releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot]
Rabbi Tuckman: I nip the tip! Whose first?
Little John: I changed my mind!
Blinkin: Christian!
Achoo: I forgot, I already got one!
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