Results 1 to 30 of 59

Thread: For the Queen!!!!!

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    smell the glove Senior Member Major Robert Dump's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    OKRAHOMER
    Posts
    7,424

    Default For the Queen!!!!!

    She knighted Rushdie.

    I have a newfound respect for Her Majesty. All of you people in the U.K. should send her flowers, or a baked ham, or a giant shiny dildo or some other wonderful gift

    Savages will always get violent when they don't get their way. Let the comedic riots ensue!!

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/com...cle1951462.ece
    Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!

  2. #2
    Senior Member Senior Member naut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    9,103

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Finally, we of the West really shouldn't give a rats about what the Middle East think. If they are offended who cares, they should keep to them selves in their own region of the world.
    #Hillary4prism

    BD:TW

    Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
    And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
    But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra

    Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts

  3. #3
    zombologist Senior Member doc_bean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Riding Shai-Hulud
    Posts
    5,346

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Good move.
    Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II

  4. #4
    L'Etranger Senior Member Banquo's Ghost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Hunting the Snark, a long way from Tipperary...
    Posts
    5,604

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Just for accuracy's sake, Her Majesty doesn't choose who gets an honour any more. The process is overseen by an Honours Committee and then the choices are submitted by the Prime Minister (after checking how much has been deposited by the candidate in the Labour Party coffers).

    The Queen only gets to do the pinning on and waving of swords.

    On the award to Sir Salman, it's about time. He is an excellent novelist. It is saddening however, that mainstream self-appointed spokesmen for the Muslim community like Lord Ahmed have reinforced the stereotype of Islamic intolerance by condemning the award.

    One expects oddballs like the Pakistani Religious Affairs Minister to make fools of themselves, but Lord Ahmed is doing his community a severe disservice.
    "If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
    Albert Camus "Noces"

  5. #5

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    One wonders what the Queen does independently anymore. It is sad to lower the monarchy to such a low state.

    Ekklesia Mafia: - An exciting new mafia game set in ancient Athens - Sign up NOW!
    ***
    "Oh, how I wish we could have just one Diet session where the Austrians didn't spend the entire time complaining about something." Fredericus von Hamburg

  6. #6
    The Black Senior Member Papewaio's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Sydney, Australia
    Posts
    15,677

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ignoramus
    One wonders what the Queen does independently anymore. It is sad to lower the monarchy to such a low state.
    Monarchs have always been rather more Duty bound then free reign...
    Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    Pape for global overlord!!
    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    Squid sources report that scientists taste "sort of like chicken"
    Quote Originally Posted by frogbeastegg View Post
    The rest is either as average as advertised or, in the case of the missionary, disappointing.

  7. #7
    Clan Clan InsaneApache's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Grand Duchy of Yorkshire
    Posts
    8,636

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    I read The Satanic Verses when it first came out, living in Bradford you would, wouldn't you? I got about 4 chapters in and put it down, never to be opened again.

    Still I least I gave it a stab, unlike the protesters who have not even seen a copy, never mind read one.

    All this furore reminds me of the national viewers and listeners association who campaigned to get The life of Brian banned. They hadn't seen the film, but they thought it should be withdrawn from circulation.

    As to the knighthood, my cheque to Tony must have got lost in the post!
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

  8. #8
    Member Member Petrus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Paris
    Posts
    197

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Very good thing. Every country should be proud of honouring this man.

  9. #9
    Viceroy of the Indian Empire Member Duke Malcolm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Dùn Dèagh, the People's Republic of Scotland, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
    Posts
    2,783

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    The Queen still appoints Knights and Ladies of the Orders of the Garter and the Thistle. And the Order of Merit.
    It was not theirs to reason why,
    It was not theirs to make reply,
    It was theirs but to do or die.
    -The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

    "Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
    -Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny

    "For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
    -Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior

  10. #10
    master of the pwniverse Member Fragony's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    The EUSSR
    Posts
    30,680

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Great and all but he is one of the most overrated writers ever. Shalimar the clown was ok but god learn how to write a decent line, but the satanic verses actually deserved no less then a fatwa because it was terrible terrible terrible, and what was it called 'anger', poorest ripoff of sartres naussia ever. But, kudo's for her majesty, god shave the queen will have to wait I guess.

  11. #11
    Senior Member Senior Member English assassin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    London, innit
    Posts
    3,734

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Top stuff from Brenda there. And BTW Salman's wife is a real hottie, just saying.

    a government minister in Pakistan said yesterday that Rushdie’s recent knighthood justified suicide bombing
    Boy oh boy, I'm glad these guys are on our side

    Following on from the gay bomb, do you think there is any chance we could develop a sense-of-perspective bomb? Because I would be COMPLETELY in favour of pre-emptive strikes if so. Especially if we coupled it with "For god's sake get over it" gas.
    "The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag

  12. #12

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    The Queen really has little say over who gets knighted; she just waves the sword and says "arise."
    I support Israel

  13. #13
    Oni Member Samurai Waki's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Portland, Ore.
    Posts
    3,925
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    Top stuff from Brenda there. And BTW Salman's wife is a real hottie, just saying.



    Boy oh boy, I'm glad these guys are on our side

    Following on from the gay bomb, do you think there is any chance we could develop a sense-of-perspective bomb? Because I would be COMPLETELY in favour of pre-emptive strikes if so. Especially if we coupled it with "For god's sake get over it" gas.
    Well, then every town in the middle east would be like San Francisco, and I don't know if thats a step in the right direction...

  14. #14
    Resident Northern Irishman Member ShadesPanther's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Northern Ireland
    Posts
    1,616

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    Following on from the gay bomb, do you think there is any chance we could develop a sense-of-perspective bomb? Because I would be COMPLETELY in favour of pre-emptive strikes if so. Especially if we coupled it with "For god's sake get over it" gas.
    Well we could get a Point-of-view gun

    "A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
    - Edmund Blackadder

  15. #15
    L'Etranger Senior Member Banquo's Ghost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Hunting the Snark, a long way from Tipperary...
    Posts
    5,604

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    The Queen still appoints Knights and Ladies of the Orders of the Garter and the Thistle. And the Order of Merit.
    You are right, of course.

    And perhaps congratulations are in order for Sir Timothy Berners-Lee KBE OM on the occasion of his admission to this most exclusive of honours.
    "If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
    Albert Camus "Noces"

  16. #16
    Insomniac and tired of it Senior Member Slyspy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    England
    Posts
    1,868

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    I'm not sure why the media continues to give column space to "Islamic fringe groups". If they are fringe groups who cares what they have to say - quoting them in a national newspaper only makes them feel more important than they are.
    "Put 'em in blue coats, put 'em in red coats, the bastards will run all the same!"

    "The English are a strange people....They came here in the morning, looked at the wall, walked over it, killed the garrison and returned to breakfast. What can withstand them?"

  17. #17
    L'Etranger Senior Member Banquo's Ghost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Hunting the Snark, a long way from Tipperary...
    Posts
    5,604

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Slyspy
    I'm not sure why the media continues to give column space to "Islamic fringe groups". If they are fringe groups who cares what they have to say - quoting them in a national newspaper only makes them feel more important than they are.
    The problem being that Lord Ahmed is not a member of a fringe group, but the House of Lords. He is the first muslim peer in that house, and thus can be seen as a mainstream representative.

    When a supposedly mainstream figure condemns the principles of free speech that he is supposed to uphold as a peer, it tends to confirm prejudices - which saddens me.
    "If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
    Albert Camus "Noces"

  18. #18
    Arena Senior Member Crazed Rabbit's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Between the Mountain and the Sound
    Posts
    11,074
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: For the Queen!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
    She knighted Rushdie.

    I have a newfound respect for Her Majesty. All of you people in the U.K. should send her flowers, or a baked ham, or a giant shiny dildo or some other wonderful gift

    Savages will always get violent when they don't get their way. Let the comedic riots ensue!!

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/com...cle1951462.ece
    Huzzah!

    I also support EA's plan.

    CR
    Ja Mata, Tosa.

    The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO