For the Queen!!!!!

**Fragony** · 06-19-2007, 10:44

Great and all but he is one of the most overrated writers ever. Shalimar the clown was ok but god learn how to write a decent line, but the satanic verses actually deserved no less then a fatwa because it was terrible terrible terrible, and what was it called 'anger', poorest ripoff of sartres naussia ever. But, kudo's for her majesty, god shave the queen will have to wait I guess.

**English assassin** · 06-19-2007, 11:15

Top stuff from Brenda there. And BTW Salman's wife is a real hottie, just saying.

a government minister in Pakistan said yesterday that Rushdie’s recent knighthood justified suicide bombing

Boy oh boy, I'm glad these guys are on our side

Following on from the gay bomb, do you think there is any chance we could develop a sense-of-perspective bomb? Because I would be COMPLETELY in favour of pre-emptive strikes if so. Especially if we coupled it with "For god's sake get over it" gas.

**Lorenzo_H** · 06-19-2007, 11:21

The Queen really has little say over who gets knighted; she just waves the sword and says "arise."

**Samurai Waki** · 06-19-2007, 18:28

Originally Posted by English assassin

Top stuff from Brenda there. And BTW Salman's wife is a real hottie, just saying.

Boy oh boy, I'm glad these guys are on our side

Following on from the gay bomb, do you think there is any chance we could develop a sense-of-perspective bomb? Because I would be COMPLETELY in favour of pre-emptive strikes if so. Especially if we coupled it with "For god's sake get over it" gas.

Well, then every town in the middle east would be like San Francisco, and I don't know if thats a step in the right direction...

**Odin** · 06-19-2007, 18:37

Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Well, then every town in the middle east would be like San Francisco, and I don't know if thats a step in the right direction...

I dont think that was meant to be funny, but I lol, thanks !

**Devastatin Dave** · 06-19-2007, 20:25

Muslims offended? Say it isn't so...

The best part is that you can't even talk about the "Prophet's" life without being censored (including our little Backroom safe haven for the homicidally inclined religion) from anyone within earshot.
I say we should do everything possible to insult the sensibilities of muslims, christians, jews, hindus, and buddists.

That's why I've created the "Big Mac on a Pig's sack" served on the Sabbath. It will be garnished with parts of aborted fetuses and rotted lotus pedals. I plan on setting up my stand somewhere in San Fransisco. The burger will be sold for $15 and wrapped in paper torn out from your choice of the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, or Mein Kompf. I'm gonna make a killin (Allah willing)!!!!

Or we could just ignore the whole wailing and gnashing of teeth of the easily offendable all across the world. I'm tired of all of them.

**Odin** · 06-19-2007, 20:27

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

Muslims offended? Say it isn't so...

The best part is that you can't even talk about the "Prophet's" life without being censored (including our little Backroom safe haven for the homicidally inclined religion) from anyone within earshot.
I say we should do everything possible to insult the sensibilities of muslims, christians, jews, hindus, and buddists.

That's why I've created the "Big Mac on a Pig's sack" served on the Sabbath. It will be garnished with parts of aborted fetuses and rotted lotus pedals. I plan on setting up my stand somewhere in San Fransisco. The burger will be sold for $15 and wrapped in paper torn out from your choice of the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, or Mein Kompf. I'm gonna make a killin (Allah willing)!!!!

Or we could just ignore the whole wailing and gnashing of teeth of the easily offendable all across the world. I'm tired of all of them.

Can you include napkins with the UN flag to wipe our mouths with ?

Really dave I find your posts entertaining for the most part and I see the tongue and cheek of it, just remember to put the cap back on the gas can after you step back from the flames.

**Reverend Joe** · 06-19-2007, 20:32

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

That's why I've created the "Big Mac on a Pig's sack" served on the Sabbath. It will be garnished with parts of aborted fetuses and rotted lotus pedals. I plan on setting up my stand somewhere in San Fransisco. The burger will be sold for $15 and wrapped in paper torn out from your choice of the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, or Mein Kompf. I'm gonna make a killin (Allah willing)!!!!

Eew. Granted, I support your cause, but... eew. Who wants to eat rotted lotus petals?

What is that a reference to, anyway?

**Yun Dog** · 06-20-2007, 02:49

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

Muslims offended? Say it isn't so...

The best part is that you can't even talk about the "Prophet's" life without being censored (including our little Backroom safe haven for the homicidally inclined religion) from anyone within earshot.
I say we should do everything possible to insult the sensibilities of muslims, christians, jews, hindus, and buddists.

That's why I've created the "Big Mac on a Pig's sack" served on the Sabbath. It will be garnished with parts of aborted fetuses and rotted lotus pedals. I plan on setting up my stand somewhere in San Fransisco. The burger will be sold for $15 and wrapped in paper torn out from your choice of the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, or Mein Kompf. I'm gonna make a killin (Allah willing)!!!!

Or we could just ignore the whole wailing and gnashing of teeth of the easily offendable all across the world. I'm tired of all of them.

Listening to an anti-religious zealot can be as tiresome as listening to someone drone on about their GoD.

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

It will be garnished with parts of aborted fetuses and rotted lotus pedals.

You think thats funny?

had alot of abortions have you Dave?

or miscarridges?

I find your sense of humor a little sickening actually

what other perversions you got floating around in that sewer you've annexed for a brain Dave - please dont stop now - prove to everyone what a hero and top bloke you are. Its illuminating to know what side of the mental health fence some Org members are coming from.

**Devastatin Dave** · 06-20-2007, 03:47

Originally Posted by Yun al-Din

Listening to an anti-religious zealot can be as tiresome as listening to someone drone on about their GoD.

You think thats funny?

had alot of abortions have you Dave?

or miscarridges?

I find your sense of humor a little sickening actually

what other perversions you got floating around in that sewer you've annexed for a brain Dave - please dont stop now - prove to everyone what a hero and top bloke you are. Its illuminating to know what side of the mental health fence some Org members are coming from.

It was meant to be as offensive as possible in order to bring about the point that everyone is eqaul to be ridiculed and have no right to defend their theology with violence. I'm sick of it all, including my own faith and the dogmas in which we are enslaved and have to die for. My wife had a miscarraige and no it wasn't funny. Abortion is not funny either but I'm sick of it being the main issue for those that vote. I'm tired of my Church and leaders of other faiths telling their people what to do when its not even in their chosen religious text. I'm fed up the fawtwas and the Jihads and the crusades against this that and the other thing. I'm just simply sick to death of everyone being offended by everything that I just want to rip my brain out of my skull and wash it with AJAX. Damn it!!! You're right, I've jumped the fence but I don't care. Please forgive me and I'll send you a coupon for my latest burger.

**ShadesPanther** · 06-19-2007, 20:58

Originally Posted by English assassin

Following on from the gay bomb, do you think there is any chance we could develop a sense-of-perspective bomb? Because I would be COMPLETELY in favour of pre-emptive strikes if so. Especially if we coupled it with "For god's sake get over it" gas.

Well we could get a Point-of-view gun