What British Accent Do You Have?

[Fwapper]

What what! I say, I just sighted the thread entitled 'What American Accent Do You Have?" and thought: My, my, I really must stand up for old Blighty and make this thread: A monument to all things British.

...Well actually, I was just sort of wondering if Americans really like our British accents or if they think we're all just stuck up snobs who are talking out of our...

I for one have a rather silly, aristocratic sounding babble that rather stands out against... well... everyone up here in Aberdeen. Although I can do a (rather pathetic) Scottish accent if I need to.

The good thing is that whenever I go to the US, I am forever getting stopped by friendly people saying: "Oh my gaaawd! Are you ENGLISH!? Oh go on, say something for me! Oh I wish my children/wife/hamsters were so prawper..." Though I'm never really sure if they do like my accent or if they are just mocking me... oh well...