So how hard is this game really? *Long rant, summary at the botttom*
Bugs and bad gameplay aside, the most frustrating aspect for me is the lousy AI. I mean, is it even POSSIBLE to lose a round?
Come to think of it, through medieval, rome, and now medieval 2 I dont think I ever did anything but win, most other games (all?) have some sort of learning curve to beat the game, not so here, in my oppinion.
Soooo, I decided to test it.
I took a friend who has NEVER played any Total War game, and let him play a campaign on VH/VH.
He got to read the manual before starting, but that's it.
So, conditions:
He decided to play Denmark (only cause we're swedes and somehow the idea of rampaging vikings just touch our souls).
As said, on very hard / very hard seetings.
advice OFF!
Long campaign rules.
patch 1.2
About him, 24 years old, X military, pretty smart. Admittedly he's smarter than the average player, but hey, this game is designed for these kind of players, from the look of it.
So how did it go?
* At first he built pretty damn randomly, only in the late stage of the game did he begin to steer provinces in different directions.
* He quickly took Hamburg as he thought he might need some distance between his capital and border.
* Her then followed up by taking Sweden and Norway.
* Now, a crusade to Jerusalem started, and he sent a general away, but quite some turns after the crusade was started. He had barely reached Byzantine space when France took Jerusalem. This army he then used to march through the Byzantine Empire, the Turks, the Egyptians and the Russians. He got tired of city fights as they were bugged beyond repair, so the strat he used was to siege a city, and autoattack it the next turn. Reinforcements he got from mercenaries, and the constant sacking of the cities and forts meant a HUGE and steady supply of cash for the whole kingdom.
* With these money, he simultaneosly jumped over to the brittish islands, and finished off england and scottland (france had taken englands mainland provinces). He got excommed, but it didnt bother him much.
* He then started attacking Russia, taking the coastal provinces and working his way inland... Then the golden horde showed up... He retreated, and gave all of the russian provinces to the Horde, in return for alliance and them attacking poland (then his enemy).
* As Poland and the Golden Horde happily killed eachother, he collected funds and did a crusade.... he then very swiftly took on Both poland and the Golden Horde at once, by now he found the game so easy he didnt even bother fighting them one on one.
* He did VERY little diplomacy....
* He finished game objectives in some 190 turns or so.
* About the battlemap, in the battles he had huge problem at first with moving his units orderly. He gave up on heavy cav alltogether as he just couldnt bother to work out how a charge should work.
* Cityfights, as mentioned, he gave up on playing alltogether out of boredom (in his first fight defending, the comp AI just stood there after one failed ladder attempt, so he had to wait for the time limit to end... Very frustrating!
* He won just about every battle, even the first when he didnt really know how to controll the units.
* In one of his last battles, the pre-battle-meter was clearly against him, and yet at the end he had a heroic victory, with 1300+ men killed or captured, and some 40 men lost on his side... And NO he didnt use any bugs or cheats, just pure tactics (something the computer clearly lacks).
If a total n00b can beat this game on the very hardest settings the first time he tries it, what does it say about the game? He built pretty randomly, didnt bother with heavy cav, didnt use his princess at all, nor his merchants.... only built one assassin, and two diplomats... a LOT of priests though.
So what's my point? Well, the game is just to easy. It doesnt really give you that feeling of "reward" when you win a battle or the game.... You just feel like a complete loser those very few and odd times you do lose a battle.
Next I plan to test it on my semi-retarded cousin, 12 years old...
What can be done about this? The problem, as I see it, is that the game is much more complex than the computer AI can handle. This is quite ok in a player vs player game, but not in a primarily single-player game like this.
All the variables and options means that human players just auto-win, as there are usually soooooo many ways to handle situations.
So to make the AI have even a small chance, they'd need to either make the game less comples so the AI can handle it, OR cheat even more than now and give the compuers outrageous bonuses, but that's not very fun either![]()
Any ideas? Points? Rants?
Summary: A person who has NEVER before played a Total War game, beat it first try on the hardest settings, quite easily too I might add. He played as Denmark, and finished the long campaign in some 190 turns. He is smarter than the common man, and has been in the army.
My 2€
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