Experiment to see how hard game is...

[Kobal2fr]

You. Own a book. About Monopoly strategies.

And you've read it, so it's not like it's one of those embarassing christmas gifts from deadly enemies that lay all too visibly on your shelves, to the subsequent (and somewhat cruel) mirth of all your guests ; like an .mp3 of Britney Spears somehow winding up in your playlist between Otis Redding and Aretha Franklin, "it's not mine it's not mine my sister downloaded that I swear !"

I find this deeply worrying. Perhaps even more so than your implicit acknowledgment that you've gone and played computer monopoly.