My grandfather told me last night:
,,Hey you should go and kill some russians
-Why grandpha?
-Because you grand grand grand grand..............(after one hour)grandfather was a great warrior,his name was Robin Hood and your grand grand grand grand
(after one hour)grandmother was Joahn D'Arc.And another grand grand grand father was Elvis Presley and grand grand grand mother was Marlin Monroe.
And kill some russians cause we don't have hot water and the plummer is russian"

BTW My grandpha is mad
And BTW again this sounds like YourLordandConqueror story.