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    An offshoot of the Tallest Orgah thread. I'm just wondering who here is the strongest and fastest Orgah.

    I'm probably not the strongest or fastest, but I'm probably up there.

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    -Standing long jump in excess of 10 ft. (+3m, really closer to 3.5m)
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    -1080 crescent kick.
    -11 second 100m time.
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    100m in 11secs?
    Hell start training and you get to the Olympics.


    I don't have all those stats, I play Badminton (yes in some countries it's a big sport) at a high enough level. Which means you need a good condition, and you need to be quick.
    Next to that I study Archaeology, and while you may laugh at it it means you do quite some physical labour.

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    100m in 11secs?
    Hell start training and you get to the Olympics.
    Indeed. Isn't the world record 100m in 9 seconds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    Indeed. Isn't the world record 100m in 9 seconds?
    9.7-something I think it was.

    Guys .1 seconds in the 100 m run is insane. DA probably couldnt break 10 even if he poured his heart and soul into it. Thats not a personal jibe but yall hafto understand that once you start getting faster or stronger improving gets exponentially harder
    I know, if you practise you get better. And if you start of with 11 something.

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    6 feet
    232 Lbs

    295 lb bench press
    405 lb squat
    250 lb Power Clean

    40 yd dash- 5.1

    As you can tell most of my athletic training has been for American football

    Guys .1 seconds in the 100 m run is insane. DA probably couldnt break 10 even if he poured his heart and soul into it. Thats not a personal jibe but yall hafto understand that once you start getting faster or stronger improving gets exponentially harder
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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonArchangel
    An offshoot of the Tallest Orgah thread. I'm just wondering who here is the strongest and fastest Orgah.
    It only includes the physical not the mental?
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    I'm pretty fast too. I only need 11 seconds as well, so I usually don't even bother taking that fag out off my mouth first.

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    -I can run up 4-5m (13-16 ft.) of vertical surface)
    Five meters? Tss. I can do that.

    In fact, I run up five meters of vertical surface all the time. It's bliss, sheer magic. At the top, for a brief moment, you're hovering freely in the air, free from all earthly worries, none holding sway over you anymore. Unfortunately, gravity still does and it's invariably at this moment that I'm brutally reminded that Parkour also involves going back down to earth towards a cold hard pavement eagerly awaiting your teeth.
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    I'm pretty fast too. I only need 11 seconds as well, so I usually don't even bother taking that fag out off my mouth first.

    Five meters? Tss. I can do that.

    In fact, I run up five meters of vertical surface all the time. It's bliss, sheer magic. At the top, for a brief moment, you're hovering freely in the air, free from all earthly worries, none holding sway over you anymore. Unfortunately, gravity still does and it's invariably at this moment that I'm brutally reminded that Parkour also involves going back down to earth towards a cold hard pavement eagerly awaiting your teeth.

    Don't mention it. I skinned my knees today... And Stig, I'm too hardcore addicted to soda and other fizzy drinks to compete in the Olympics.
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    China is not a world power. China is the world, and it's surrounded by a ring of tiny and short-lived civilisations like the Americas, Europeans, Mongols, Moghuls, Indians, Franks, Romans, Japanese, Koreans.

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    I work out quite a bit, but Strike is stronger.

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    205lb
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    Bench Press 350 lbs

    9" (and I'll beat up the walls to boot)

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    And Stig, I'm too hardcore addicted to soda and other fizzy drinks to compete in the Olympics.
    Don't worry, soda doesn't damage you.

    I train 2 hours on tuesday, and after that I drink 1 or 2 beers, means I trained for nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stig
    Don't worry, soda doesn't damage you.

    I train 2 hours on tuesday, and after that I drink 1 or 2 beers, means I trained for nothing
    And I drink every other day 'till I'm drunk or close to it. But I can still break down a wall and find my way through it in a gnat's fart.
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    Aye, but it's amazing, and dangerous, how some people become stronger through alcohol, mainly because they believe they are stronger


    You sure ya not drunk?

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    Height 189cm --> 6'3'' ?
    kg 84 --> ~185lbs ?

    Climbing UIAA: 8-
    Swimming: fast
    Hiking: 900m of altitude/1h

    I do also various forms of Push-ups, inspired also by Parkour and other Gymnastics. Usually I play twice a week football.

    P.S: You guys seem to be far heavier than me, even if I'm taller. Do you train also for strength endurance? I consider myself to be heavy for a Climber...

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    194 pounds
    6'

    Bench Press, a packet of tim tams and a triple shot mint mocha.

    100m... same as the rest of you in free fall.

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    Nowadays as a server tech the most athletic I get is my morning amble to the cafe.
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