Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
This is what annoys me. Their very existence is an offense to egalitarian democracy, but they're so insipid as regards their position. If I were a royal, I'd be abusing it like there was no tomorrow. Palace orgies, driving coaches under the influence, fountains of Chateau La Tour, Corgi fighting, turning up to the Royal Ascot with a bevy of scantily clad buxom escorts, constant constitutional crises.
There can only be one Carl Gustav of Sweden.