Do you Manscaep?
Manscaping
Do you Manscaep?
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What?
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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My thoughts alsoOriginally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
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It's not a landscape, it a manscape!
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Uhhh? Texas I guess.
#Hillary4prism
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Egads! No, no, and no! That's all so wrong!
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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I hope there is a manicure for this manscape "thing". I agree with the other's sentiments on this - it is sooo wrong.
I happened to be in Bed, Bath and Beyond this evening (with the Missus) and they had a back shaving kit - a razor with about an 8 inch handle. The wife's reaction? "Eeeeww!" My reaction? How are you supposed to apply a bandage to the cuts in the middle of your back? Why would any sane man want to go through the same hassles that women go through to look nice?
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Hair ftw!
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As we say on another forum i frequent....
(Yes, but please don't say it here - Beirut)
Last edited by Beirut; 07-07-2007 at 14:18.
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I wish I had more body hair, I wasn't overly blessed in that department by my genes.
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Oh so this is actually serious. In that case, hair is good as long as it doesn't equate to ape thickness.
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Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
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I shouldn't have opened this thread.
Now I'll never get the thought of Strike's kiwi's out of my mind again...
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I had to go with Texas because all the others don't qualify.
It's a valid question I asked myself before so Gah can not be applied.
I don't love my hairy *** and shave my face every day, so the second option cannot be applied.
But then I don't shave my hairy *** and kiwis and armpits and my rather less hairy chest so the first option cannot be applied either.
Now since I don't really have an opinion, I'd do it for a girl, I'd even ask what she prefers, but as long there is no girl, there is no incentive and thus the hair stays. Though I do think that hairy legs do have more erm, appeal, to them, a man with shaved legs doesn't always look better IMO, it often looks more like fat while the hair distracts from that. I could post that pic the guys from uni made showing my hairy legs from behind.
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The only places of my skin I shave are chosen because they would facilitate and serve practicality: my face; my armpits (only if necessary due to (anticipated) smell); my **** and balls and their general areas. If you've performed this last action once, it necessitates shaving everytime (or perhaps you'd like the feel of hairs growing afresh?).
Hah hah hah!
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The only places of my skin I shave are chosen because they would facilitate and serve practicality: my face; my armpits (only if necessary due to (anticipated) smell); my **** and balls and their general areas. If you've performed this last action once, it necessitates shaving everytime (or perhaps you'd like the feel of hairs growing afresh?).
Hah hah hah!TOO MUCH INFORMATION! GAH!!
Re: armpits--hair is a natural insulator. By removing hair here, it could actually exacerbate malodorously odiferious unpleasantries. Trimming occasionally maybe, but shaving ... not for this dude.
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I know. That's why I said it!
Actually, especially the balls must be done; τhe areas above it are not so critical: the balls are more "prone to pain" and the freshly growing hairs will certainly apply at least some irritation or pain as you awake for some time.
That is probably true. The removal of this hair will -- if you sweat -- leave much sweat against the skin. One could actually sense it dramatically as the dirty liquid moves alongside the skin. The dirty odour: ugh...Re: armpits--hair is a natural insulator. By removing hair here, it could actually exacerbate malodorously odiferious unpleasantries. Trimming occasionally maybe, but shaving ... not for this dude.
It is worse in the summer time, when for example you find yourself in a public tranportation vehicle and people -- mainly men -- emit this foul disgusting stench as they wear clothing that actually exposes their armpits. A terrible smell, even worse if you stand or sit near the person. What if you stand and this person stands near you with his arm up holding some metal bar to facilitate his balance/stance? URGH!!!
Last edited by Bijo; 07-09-2007 at 20:30.
Emotion, passions, and desires are, thus peace is not.
Emotion: you have it or it has you.
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You could take some deodorant and spray it under his arm.
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
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I voted GAH!
In truth, my feelings on the matter are quite similar to Husar's: If a woman wanted to me to "thin out the thickets" (so to speak), I would probably do so. Unless/until that happens, though, no blade shall come near my nether regions.
Last edited by Martok; 07-11-2007 at 00:12.
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I think I'd have to agree with Martok on this one. Plus I just think it would look kind of ridiculous... unnatural even, like a Forest that has undergone Slash-and-Burn treatment.
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Postin' in this beaut' of an STFS thread!
(Take a guess which one I voted!
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that which is his due." - Justinian I
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Allthough I don't really understand what Texas has to do with manscaping, it seemed like the only valid option.
Thus I voted Texas
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Ja mata, TosaInu
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I have to agree with ya on this one, 'ole buddy. Although, like Kralizec, it did indeed take me more than a couple years to decide.
Allthough I don't really understand what Texas has to do with manscaping, it seemed like the only valid option.
Thus I voted Texas
Mane, did I even have a garden back then?
How do you grow your garden?
We do not sow.
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Didn't MRD or Strike do a thread like this in the Backroom?
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I mowed for the first time in about 6 months on Sunday, and that was just the front and part of the back lawn. I'll get back to it with the whipper snipper next weekend if I'm not too tired.
Am I doing it right?
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Well, there's a gardening thread not 3 spots below this one in the Front Room as we speak.
The only polls I have ever created are:
- Which way do you wipe?
-Which is your favorite ta-ta, left or right?
-have you ever crapped your pants?
I envision a short life for this poll n the front room.
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Must have been Strike with the manscaping thread...Well, there's a gardening thread not 3 spots below this one in the Front Room as we speak.
The only polls I have ever created are:
- Which way do you wipe?
-Which is your favorite ta-ta, left or right?
-have you ever crapped your pants?
I envision a short life for this poll n the front room.
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
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