We don't need no educashun!

[Warmaster Horus]

MB: If u hav a por memmory yor chances of becumming a good speller ar lo. But wors stil, yor chances of lerning to read ar not good either, because of phonnic nonsens like "cow-crow, dream-dreamt, friend-fiend" and hundreds mor like them.

Ouch, that made me wince. I thought I was looking at a gamefaqs post, before I realized it was intentional.

Considering the changes from, say, Shakespeare's era, we've already dumbed it down. Now they want to make it worse?

Actually, if they want writing to be easier, let them just write in SMS format.

I said it in another thread: English is fine as it is. Let it stay that way.