We don't need no educashun!

[Bijo]

and fer crying out loud, "u"? A linguist proposing using a bleedin' "u"? Never mind phonetic spelling, for the purposes of which "u"=you is idiotic, "u" just reeks of.. idiotism. That's just mutilating mutilating a beautiful language.

Heh heh heh...

How about:

• 'R' instead of 'Are' or 'or'? R u rilly like dat?
• 'S' and 'd' instead of 'is' and 'the'? S d man over der, r not?
• Scroo dem, man.
• 'N' and 't' instead of 'and' and 'to'? Do u no where t find dose peepel n d udder 1s 2?

Hah hah hah, great!


EDIT:
In fact, how about removing all vowels? Dd u d dt rll? R ws t nt u?