We don't need no educashun!

**sapi** · 07-12-2007, 14:36

Originally Posted by Bijo

Heh heh heh...

How about:

'R' instead of 'Are' or 'or'? R u rilly like dat?
'S' and 'd' instead of 'is' and 'the'? S d man over der, r not?
Scroo dem, man.
'N' and 't' instead of 'and' and 'to'? Do u no where t find dose peepel n d udder 1s 2?

Hah hah hah, great!

EDIT:
In fact, how about removing all vowels? Dd u d dt rll? R ws t nt u?

What was that thing in the jokes thread a few months back about removing all the idiosyncrasies of the english language and ending up with german?

Bu7 n0, wh47 w3 n33d 15 2 r3p14c3 3ngr15h w17h 1337-5p34k, 45 th4t w0u1d r0x0r!1!1!1!

(a cookie for translating that)

**AntiochusIII** · 07-12-2007, 15:25

Originally Posted by sapi

Bu7 n0, wh47 w3 n33d 15 2 r3p14c3 3ngr15h w17h 1337-5p34k, 45 th4t w0u1d r0x0r!1!1!1!

But no, what we need is to replace Engrish [English?] with leet-speak as that would rocks!!!!!!!

See, see? I'm multi-lingual, I tell you! Now since I'm hungry, gimme a cookie.

**Cronos Impera** · 07-12-2007, 15:39

It is the Esperanto conspiracy guys. Next we'll get English and Frech combined and get a new language Franglish with this new spelling.

**Whacker** · 07-12-2007, 15:49

Originally Posted by Cronos Impera

It is the Esperanto conspiracy guys. Next we'll get English and Frech combined and get a new language Franglish with this new spelling.

Well, we already invented Germlisch back in my high school German classes. In hindsight I'm surprised our teacher didn't have an aneurysm he'd get so mad. "'WIR FUESSEN!' IS NOT VALID DEUTSCH!!!"

**Bijo** · 07-12-2007, 19:27

Originally Posted by sapi

What was that thing in the jokes thread a few months back about removing all the idiosyncrasies of the english language and ending up with german?

I don't remember or haven't seen it. Illuminate me.

**seireikhaan** · 07-12-2007, 20:29

Originally Posted by Bijo

I don't remember or haven't seen it. Illuminate me.

Here's the joke. Took forever to find the damn thing.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...&postcount=261

**Bijo** · 07-12-2007, 20:58

Beautiful beautiful. A good one. Thank you

**HoreTore** · 07-12-2007, 21:29

I thought this was happening in every country with cell phone/internet capability. At least it's happening here too...

Oh, but with a slight twist. Here they want to mix english abbreviations into it. Like "u", when our word is "du", with a VERY clear 'D'. If the english are out on a bender, I'd say we're lying drunk in a ditch. Although that does sound familiar...