Dept of State, The Hague
July 12, 2007, 20:05 hrs
Liaison UBV 13/456
From: Adrian II
To: Chief of Station
VB Pl/Ps 16 (by courier)
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Just back from a investigative trip to France. Spent a week in an apt in Normandy and a few days with an acquaintance in Langres, Champagne.
Main findings
1. French-Texan fraternization is proceeding apace. Operation Buffalo Grill is entering it final phase with leaflets being openly distributed along all the toll-roads claiming that "There is always a Buffalo Grill near you!". As a matter of fact, there is. We know how the French feel about American fast food. Hook, line & sinker.
2. IQ of British population lowering steadily. Samples taken at Dieppe show profound alcoholic crisis coupled with dietary problems cause irreparable damage to British genome.
3. Michle Onfray is an idiot, but an amusing one. Contrary to Gaullist propaganda his series on the history of Philosophy (Contre-Histoire de la Philosophie) can be read in female company without risk of wardrobe malfunction.
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