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    Default I, for one, salute our new Octosquid overlords ...

    I'm shocked, shocked that breaking squid news has not been covered in the backroom.


    Curious creature caught off Keahole Point

    The animal, dubbed an "octosquid," is found off the Big Isle

    By Brittany P. Yap / byap@starbulletin.com

    It's a squid, it's an octopus, it's ... a mystery from the deep.

    What appears to be a half-squid, half-octopus specimen found off Keahole Point on the Big Island remains unidentified today and could possibly be a new species, said local biologists.

    The specimen was found caught in a filter in one of Natural Energy Laboratory of Hawaii Authority's deep-sea water pipelines last week. The pipeline, which runs 3,000 feet deep, sucks up cold, deep-sea water for the tenants of the natural energy lab.

    "When we first saw it, I was really delighted because it was new and alive," said Jan War, operations manager at NELHA. "I've never seen anything like that."

    The natural energy lab is a state agency that operates Hawaii Ocean Science and Technology Park in Kailua-Kona, adjacent to one of the steepest offshore slopes in the Hawaiian Islands.

    According to Richard Young, an oceanography professor at the University of Hawaii at Manoa, the specimen tentatively belongs to the genus Mastigoteuthis, but the species is undetermined.

    War, who termed the specimen "octosquid" for the way it looked, said it was about a foot long, with white suction cups, eight tentacles and an octopus head with a squidlike mantle.

    The octosquid was pulled to the surface, along with three rattail fish and half a dozen satellite jellyfish, and stayed alive for three days. According to War, the lab usually checks its filters once a month, but this time, it put a plankton net in one of the filters and checked it two weeks later.

    The pitch-black conditions at 3,000 feet below sea level are unfamiliar to most but riveting to scientists who have had the opportunity to submerge. The sea floor is full of loose sediment, big boulders and rocks, and a lot of mucuslike things floating in the water, which are usually specimens that died at the surface and drifted to the bottom.

    "It's quite fascinating," War said. "When you get below 700 feet, it's a totally different world. Lots of fish have heads like a fish and a body like an eel. There are fish floating in a vertical position, with the head up, and don't move unless they're disturbed."

    Christopher Kelley, program biologist for the Hawaii Undersea Research Laboratory, went to the natural energy lab Tuesday to pick up the preserved octosquid, rattail fish and jellyfish, which had been stored in a freezer, and brought them back to UH-Manoa's oceanography department.

    "It's a beautiful squid. It's a gorgeous ruby red color," Kelley said. "We really enjoy these little mysteries that come up."

    Also during Kelley's visit to NELHA yesterday, he and War talked about a more formal sampling program to search for other deep-sea critters. War said their goal is to sample the intake screen more often and capture animals alive and study them in captivity.

    "This opens up a whole new area of research that UH can be involved with," War said.

    In October, NELHA will be checking its deep-sea pipelines, something that usually happens every eight to 10 years, because it is worried that something might have happened to them during the earthquakes in October.

    "If it's a new species, (NELHA) would like to name it," War said. "But that is sort of the honor of whoever classifies it."

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    What luck that it was a marine laboratory and not just a commerical operation... to have the expertise on site to say 'hang on this is new' talk about fortunate.
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    hmm, spawn of the Kraken says i! ready your harpoons gents, heave sails and bring out the marinara, we will dine on kalamari tonight!
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    Well that sucks.
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    I cannot believe I missed this. I'm going to have to cancel my subscription to squids-online at this rate

    If this creature is the forerunner of a squid-octopus alliance then humanity is doomed.
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    "Octosquid"? I can't believe nobody eight it.
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    "Mr. Burke gave instructions that they were to be kept alive in stasis for return to the company labs. He was very specific."






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    Default Re: I, for one, salute our new Octosquid overlords ...

    You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see octosquids killing each other for a percentage!
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    Octosquid nice find.
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    I plan on attaching laser-beams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see octosquids killing each other for a percentage!
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    Octosquid....has anyone else just had a really good idea for a villain who wants to take over the world?
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    Quickly, cover yourselves with hot butter and have lemon wedges in hand to repel them.
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    Cool. And seriously funny Alien reference.

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    I think this creature is product of the radiation. We are creating our doom!




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    Soon they will walk on land, then there will be no mercy.
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    Default Re: I, for one, salute our new Octosquid overlords ...

    Cuttlefish are actually pretty smart for a floaty relative of sea worms. There's a Nova episode about them on Google video. Just finished it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo
    Soon they will walk on land, then there will be no mercy.
    The next evolutionary step: octosquidaped

    I plan to make a fortune selling them shoes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    The next evolutionary step: octosquidaped

    I plan to make a fortune selling them shoes...
    I plan to make excursions to Octoland.

    I hope Dr. Ocutopus is not the king of those mutations.




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    *sniff sniff* i smell a new sci-fi channel original movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garcilaso de la Vega el Inca
    I plan to make excursions to Octoland.
    In October no doubt.
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    I think Octopussy will be the new hit of the summer...
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    Giant squids are for pansies and forigners
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    Texas must not have any squid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    In October no doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garcilaso de la Vega el Inca
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    The next evolutionary step: octosquidaped
    Cephalopod Erectus...The Erect upright Squid
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    Default Re: I, for one, salute our new Octosquid overlords ...

    Oh come on you weenies. New overlords and walking octosquids?! First thing, ABSOLUTE first, unflinching thought that came to my mind was....






    DAMN I bet that is going to make for some interesting sushi!

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    Default Re: I, for one, salute our new Octosquid overlords ...

    The curiousity here is, is it new? As is it an adapting species for a coming environment that its predicessors might not survive in. Or, is it simply a new find that hid itself well? Maybe it is a mule - where an octopus and squid got confused about species and fell in love irregardless of it being prohibited by their species, had babies and one survived. It is a mulato (sp), a crossbreed unworthy of either species - and now it's dead. Praise the lord zeus for the fishermen that destroyed it.

    Regardless, it certainly tosses away any arguement about a species being able to evolve without the hand or involvement of Zeus. It happens ... don't it.
    Still, I like the idea of confused species - rings a bell some how.
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    Praise the lord zeus for the fishermen that destroyed it.
    Not so fast on the honest worker bashing - it was scientists that destroyed it. And no one is suggesting it's a crossbreed - but don't let facts get in the way.

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