Quote Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey
hey, who are you and what have you done with the pizzaguy?
Oh dear lord, I've upset my followers!

As stated previously on my merciless conqueror thread, who I am in real life is the polar opposite of my in-game persona. What you've just read is a rare example of the real me addressing another poster.

You can get mister nice guy to rear his ugly head by swearing extensively without the usual self-censoring gobbletygook ($#!^), insulting or defaming another member (even those you think had it coming), angry shouting (typing in all caps not intended for comic effect), or misspelling weltanschauung.

Don't worry. The brutal dictator you all know and fear will return shortly.