The secret shames of askthepizzaguy

[Budwise]

What the hell, I will do mine. True Confessions of Budwise.

1. 27/M/Salem, Oregon
   
2. I have never played seriously any faction other than England although I have uprooted and moved to the Holy Lands on the first two turns.
   
3. I did that just so I can finally fight the Timurids and Mongols but the Timurids spawned in a different area and I never expanded there.
   
4. I rarely play for less than a hundred turns.
   
5. Diplomacy is boring but I am just DRIVEN to keep trying, best score I have recieved was VERY RELIABLE (anyone see better?).
   
6. Gunpowder is overrated, unless your on a Panzerphant.
   
7. Sacking a city is great but I feel guilty exterminating unless they rebelled against me, then it feels good to do.
   
8. I have a serious girlfriend. Shes half Cambodian, half black and 11 years older. I think we are almost done but a girl at work who is even hotter like me so it doesn't hurt as much. But I am a sap for not giving up and keep trying to make things work.
   Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

   Pictures real but the background is fake, I hated the background she picked so I edited it out and added mine
   
   
9. Favorite TV show of all time is BABYLON 5. Use Netflix to get the whole series but don't watch them because it will ruin other "simplistic" tv for a while.
   
10. I also auto-resolve most of my battles, except the ones I know the auto-calc will make me lose. Or I will play the few that I would find fun as hell like a whole Longbowmen army on my side.
    
11. Navies I use but its not my bread and butter, I use them mostly for transports.
    
12. I am completely ANAL about defending what is mine. I can't stand to see a city fall and will do EVERYTHING I can to see it hold out, even if it weakens me.
    
13. I post on this forum due to boredom and because as a whole I have lost interest in the internet looking up other things.
    
14. I use all forms of Siege Equipment but the ballista but building the buildings required is a real pain and I often don't build them until I have nothing else to build.
    
15. I can't stand to be in debt but I have never been super rich either.
    
16. Thats because I am completely obsessed with building buildings EVERYWHERE.
    
17. The grosses thing I have ever seen foodwise is my Cambodian (But was born in Vietnam. Its like Washington/Oregon boarderwise, what are you going to do?) girlfriend was eating a soup made of a few things that LOOKED, SMELLED, and probably TASTED like a womans period, no joke.
    
18. The only mod that I have ever played is the Custom Campaign Mod but I feel it needs work on the Aztecs, as I have said before.
    
19. I am getting far too lazy to even post pictures on Photobucket anymore.
    
20. England would probably crush Egypt, I want to see your math. Archers with Stakes vs Horse Archers really isn't a fair fight.
    
21. I really wish I could add the Viking Music from MTW:VI to this game.
    
22. Because of some problems in this house with the kids accepting me, I stay in the room on the other side of the garage until its time to go to bed. Stupid kids because that really cuts down on "Pickle Tickle" time.
    
23. One of the most dramatic experiences in my life was when I was attack by my girlfriend exhusband with a foot long butcher knife.
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    
    This isn't the knife but looks just like it, police kept the knife
    
24. I won the fight by breaking his finger but was cut up with minor wounds 6 times, one on the side of my abdomen.
    
25. We were moving into that house at the time because she was trying to sell her old house and their was nothing for me to grab at the time, I was unarmed for 15 minutes as he was wacking away.
    
26. I will always brag about that day but pretend it bothers me and how I "regret" it happening to my girlfriend and her kids.
    
27. I have been to Vietnam, its great if your a dork because you will feel like a celebrity there when EVERYBODY stops what they are doing and stares at you when you walk by. Apparently in a backwater village they have never seen a White Person before. It sucks though that they always looked down on her for being a Kamauw (Khmer for the N word) but would love me because I am light.
    
28. I think the Moderators here are a little power happy at times. They do a great job but sometimes I think they could let some of the language and lesser rules go. I do respect that they try to keep this forum clean though.
    
29. Too much info, I know, would like to hear anyone elses though.
    
30. I only look awful or stupid like that in pictures. As a whole I am not bad but not the trophy boyfriend either.
    
31. I weigh 155 now but at one time weighed 250.
    
32. I have a son by an ex-girlfriend who is old enough to be my mom. Urggg, still regret knowing and having to deal with her over William.
    
33. I work in a food processing plant where we do frozen vegetables. I make 9.55 and hour but I need the medical. Ever hear of brands "Monarch, FlavRpak, Westpak, Food Club, Soup Supreme" before?
    
34. I have Multiple Sclerosis. Its where your immune system thinks your nervous system is evil and attacks it. So, once in a while I will lose feeling or the ability to use a(or many) body part(s) for a while.
    
    Anyone else.